What?? Waiting? Not for me!!!

And I can have Harry swimming on the way...we can drop a net over the
stern and I can teach him there...

Sheesh!

Waiting for women....as if....

Alternatively, we could look at the other possibilities ...

We could sail from the UK, cross the English Channel, pick up any
stragglers from around Europe ...

Through the Bay of Biscay (dramamine needed) through the Mediterranean,
down through the Suez Canal.

We then head to China to pick up JJ (she should have her hair done by
then), from China to Oz. Stop off at Lee's. (Although she would have to
travel to the coast)

At this point, Alex might need a change of underpants ... (she has been
known to "recycle"

Then we will need to negotiate the Pacific up through the Panama Canal
and find the nearest treasure galleon and stop for a coffee .. coz Ill
be knackered by then!!

Travel to the coast?

Town of 1770 is a chartered safe anchorage place...and No way...I will
meet you in Europe...I am not missing most of the journey, I want to
sail around Cape Horn and the Roaring fourties.

So I guess I'm gonna need more than a sack lunch for this trip?

Toothbrush, might come in handy and popcorn, and what's with the
dramamine, Nuse?

I'm fine on the water, Lee. Air travel makes me pooky, though...

((((Duncan)))) LMAO! I'd hurry for you!

Lee ... ok ... but Im not going around the Cape. Its through the Med
and down the Red Sea ...

JJ! How cool will this crazy trip be?

I hope we all have a few years spare...there are sooo many treasures to
discover along the way!!!

JJ ... its ok, Honey, with the shortage of hair curlers, you are allowed
to be a little late

Plus, we will need to pick up some take out ...

Dim Sum for me plz

I'll sell my house for a trip like this!

We have to round the horn!!!! Then I can get my ear pierced again!

Lee! I have nothing but time to spare! Wouldn't it be awesome?
grrrrr this connection is very bad tonight....keep getting booted!

Can we stop off on a small island for a while so I can become a rain
king?
I've always wanted to be a rain king...

Harry ... as long as you dont get your horn pierced rounding your ear,
then that should be fine.

We have to go down the Red Sea so that we can evacuate Alex from Port
Sudan ...

She would seriously give me jip if I left her out of this ...

Well I have dumped the toilet paper rolls! They tend to get
soggy!!! Think of shavin it...would fit in here at the
Temples!

Oh gawd!!! long hair down the plug hole in the shower!

I know but this place is awesome! Unlike Ecuador, you can
actually flush toilet paper here! It's heaven!

Nu ... we will need to stop off at various islands along the way.

JJ will need to recharge hair hair tongs, Ill need a top up of coffee,
and Harry will need to take his swimming exams.

Im sure we can find you an island so that you can become a rain-king ...

As your loyal subjects, do we get preferential treatment?

Just drag me behind the boat! I'll either get the hang of it
or....something!

There are no loyal subjects in a rain kingdom.
Lots of topics of conversation, though...
and everyone knows how to swim!