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| Topic: Some Men Think They Are God's Gift | |
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I however, beg to differ.
God's gift is DUCT TAPE!!!! Trust me...I have reason for this. lol |
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 The core of the "Nice Guy" philosophy is that women owe you something because your "nice".
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I say we duct tape 'em to a flag pole.
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhs and I thought I was going to be something special
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I however, beg to differ. God's gift is DUCT TAPE!!!! Trust me...I have reason for this. lol 
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Ok. I need to explain....lol
I recently moved from my tiny little apartment, back in to the mobile home I grew up in. Mom has decided to sign it over to me, so I figured what the heck. I'll own it. it isn't much, but it'll be mine. Well...the thing is..it's been sitting vacant for a couple of years. Which means it's pretty much infested with spiders. Now that, in and of itself, doesn't bother me all that much. What does bother me is all the freakin cobwebs. They are EVERYWHERE!!!! The ceilings are particularly bad. The problem is, the ceilings are made up of some kind of textured panel. Ya can't just take a broom and brush off the cobwebs. That only grinds them into the pebbled texture of the ceiling. So...what I came up with to get them down so I can paint the ceilings is.... Take a paint roller, one of the wide ones, and wrap it with inside out duct tape. Roll it across the ceiling a few times and voila. no more cobwebs!!! Duct tape RULES!!!! |
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 Aint nobody puttin no duct tape on me. That stuff would hurt like hell taking it off
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Ok. I need to explain....lol I recently moved from my tiny little apartment, back in to the mobile home I grew up in. Mom has decided to sign it over to me, so I figured what the heck. I'll own it. it isn't much, but it'll be mine. Well...the thing is..it's been sitting vacant for a couple of years. Which means it's pretty much infested with spiders. Now that, in and of itself, doesn't bother me all that much. What does bother me is all the freakin cobwebs. They are EVERYWHERE!!!! The ceilings are particularly bad. The problem is, the ceilings are made up of some kind of textured panel. Ya can't just take a broom and brush off the cobwebs. That only grinds them into the pebbled texture of the ceiling. So...what I came up with to get them down so I can paint the ceilings is.... Take a paint roller, one of the wide ones, and wrap it with inside out duct tape. Roll it across the ceiling a few times and voila. no more cobwebs!!! Duct tape RULES!!!!  good idea
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Ok. I need to explain....lol I recently moved from my tiny little apartment, back in to the mobile home I grew up in. Mom has decided to sign it over to me, so I figured what the heck. I'll own it. it isn't much, but it'll be mine. Well...the thing is..it's been sitting vacant for a couple of years. Which means it's pretty much infested with spiders. Now that, in and of itself, doesn't bother me all that much. What does bother me is all the freakin cobwebs. They are EVERYWHERE!!!! The ceilings are particularly bad. The problem is, the ceilings are made up of some kind of textured panel. Ya can't just take a broom and brush off the cobwebs. That only grinds them into the pebbled texture of the ceiling. So...what I came up with to get them down so I can paint the ceilings is.... Take a paint roller, one of the wide ones, and wrap it with inside out duct tape. Roll it across the ceiling a few times and voila. no more cobwebs!!! Duct tape RULES!!!! good idea
My former sister in law, when she lived here with my brother, asked me about how to get rid of the webs and that was the first idea that popped into my head...lmao. Sometimes the stuff that pops into my head is actually useful....lol |
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Were all God's gifts to each other. Some men, and women just think their gift is more awesome than others, therefore become a pain in the a** when we don't agree. Hence the entire dating situation, or lack of it.
I'd rather continue to be alone than with a jerk. And nice don't finish last, that is just a myth developed by nice guys who got shot down by the women who thought their gift was ... more better. |
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Aint nobody puttin no duct tape on me. That stuff would hurt like hell taking it off
Well, yeah. But we all know you aren't a " nice guy ", Mirror. LOL |
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* Disclaimer *
My original post was made ( at least the comment about God's gift ) completely in ' tongue in cheek ' fashion. In no way was it meant to be taken seriously....lol |
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Were all God's gifts to each other. Some men, and women just think their gift is more awesome than others, therefore become a pain in the a** when we don't agree. Hence the entire dating situation, or lack of it. I'd rather continue to be alone than with a jerk. And nice don't finish last, that is just a myth developed by nice guys who got shot down by the women who thought their gift was ... more better.  Well said
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Duct tape works great on grooming cats.
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 O LAWD! And then puppies and kitties hold hands.
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Duct tape and cardboard. Instant window for a monte carlo. Viola!
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Duct tape works great on grooming cats. Yeah....ummm....I'll take a pass. I like my body just the way it is. I don't need to be all scarred up from a pissed off cat. LOL |
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The handyman's secret weapon
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Duct tape. Babysitters best freind.
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