i get so tired of the constant cliche's that people use in their profiles. have people just lost the ability to write something original about themselves?
i'm sick of seeing: looking for the one, looking for mr. right, looking for my soulmate..... of course you are. aren't we all? it's not like you see anybody writing "looking for someone to slap me around and cheat on me."
another one that irritates me is "i have 'x' children and they are my world/life/whatever." duh! it's not like someone's going to write "i have 'x' kids and i like to leave them home alone while i'm out whoring around." or "i have 'x' kids and i'm looking for someone to take them off my hands for me." only an idiot is not going to realize that a woman's kids will come before any man she dates. we don't need to be told this.
it's ok to let people know that you have kids, but we don't need confirmation that they are important to you. we aren't part of child services here.

i guess all i'm getting at is that i'd like to see some real substance in profiles and that people need to be more creative when talking about themselves.

ok, i'm done for now.


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The whole kids thing reminds me of the "BABY ON BOARD" craze. These damn signs were on zillions of cars.

Hmmm...I guess the logic is that there are homicidal maniacs out there whose weapon of choice is a Ford or a Chevy, BUT...these same homicidal maniacs have a soft spot for babies, hence the advertisement for protection.

Or maybe they just want to brag about their sucessful breeding habits. Who knows?

Now for a politically incorrect comment(I'm ducking already).

At the height of the BOB sign craze, I saw a car driven by a woman with the license plate "SNGLMOM". I thought maybe she should have a sign that said "LITTLE BASTARD ON BOARD".

Yes. They are my life.

Well, how come your feel the need to tell us that? Just out of curiosity?

oooh, i sense a stick it to the OP moment coming on.
lol



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Hee no no.. I love you all, im just here chillin. *passes around some strawberries, and cream*

OK, I edited my post. Hope that clears things up.

No no, im good, no im good, im good.

This "Nobody move, nobody get hurt" moment was brought to you by Susan.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

If I did it in the nude would it be cliche? lol

Hey now.. a bird in the hand...

i'm more interested in the bush.

oops, did i just say that?


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I understand, but all I can offer is something smooth, and soft. Im sorry.

I understand, but all I can offer is something smooth, and soft. Im sorry.

i'm pretty much an inscrutable anachronism. a black hole of enlightenment. a bottomless ashcan of platitudes.

i smell like old cigars and ben-gay...
and have the attention span of a gnat.

don't write me. i prefer mutual match.
that way i know if you're serious.

I understand, but all I can offer is something smooth, and soft. Im sorry.