Once a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to
her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chased by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same
thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep
pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"


Whats dumber then 3 brunettes building a house underwater?
3 blondes trying to burn it down!


What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Take out the pin and throw it back.


Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Because they go answer the door.

me 2!

omg thats funny i love blond jokes lol

yep!

This young couple was lying in bed when an intruder came in. The
inturder tied the man up to the chair and the wife on the bed. He
climbed on top of her and appeared to be caressing and kissing her neck
and all of a sudden got off and went into the bathroom. the husband told
the wife while he was gone that he recognized the man as an escape
convict that was on the news. The husband said
" Honey please do anything he wants you to do and dont fight it so we
can make it out alive. Be strong I love you"
The wife said to the husband...
" Honey he wasnt caressing or kissing me. He said he was gay and liked
you and asked if we had any vaseline. Be strong honey. I love you also"
lolol

Why were the blonds' breasts square??

Because she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box...

Why are blonds often the best in bed??

Because they don't have a clue and they ask what to do. And when you
tell them, THEY DO WHAT YOU ASK

Why are blonds often the worst in bed??

BED??

lmao

way 2 cool for both of you
cooly