He can choose you my dear newly found sister. I have shipped our 35 young ones off to him.So if you do still want him you will have to deal with the kids HAHA revenge is sweet!
In the meantime I have my eye on someone else , who shall remain nameless.

I'll get you back dear siter!! You have to go with me on this trip so pack your bags, so the fun can begin!!

The nameless one sat smoking in a nameless motel on a nameless road, thinking of whatshername. Sometimes doubting the reality of that weekend in Name City with the Dame with the same same. How could he forget the Dame with the same name?

My Darling nameless You were not suppose to give our secret love affair away so soon.
Now I must go on some trip with my sister but keep the flames of love burning deeply in your heart ok?
P.S I got rid of the kids just like you asked nme too.

Mr Nameless downed another nameless bourbon, suddenly felt connected with she who has been named. His nameless artificial heart started to pound with a greater longing for The Named Dame Remains The Same. Ordering another nameless bourbon he noticed the barkeep looked like a Grizzled Old Private Dick. He thinks I bet he has a story or three to tell...

Betts, will you please stop thinking about that nameless person you are so involved with, and pay attention! We have landed on the coast, perhaps our pilot, Waff, was sniffing too much of that weed he so dearly loces, but the fool has gotten us lost, and has passed completely out. We have to find a way to get back in the air. My powers of the Crystal Ball and GPS aren't strong enough to transport us both. Whatch out where you are stepping...you're going to fall down that hillside! BETTS!!!! WATCH OUT! OH BY THE WORMS BREATH YOU HAVE FALLEN! BETTS!!!

Dame Betts tumbled as thought of her nameless boy wonder. So enthralled she didn't even feel the jagged rocks gouging her as she fell.

Her sister watched feigning concern, yet was inwardly hopeful that this may easily solve her problems...

But you will come and rescue me won't you my nameless love !
We have a secret that my dear hateful sister will not know about ....yet!

Night was coming and a storm is brewing. Lighting and thunder crashed above. Buffy watched and waited as she pondered the question of how to save Betts. They had been rivals before, but Muffy knew herself. She had to save Betts, and try to forge a relationship with her, they were sisters after all and blood is much thicker than water.

With a sense of urgency The Man With No Name hopped on his cartoon Horse With No Head and clippty clopped into the fading sun...

Drawn like a pawn to the Dame With The Same Name sensing she was trapped like lame game.

A premonition swept over Buffy as something tried to penetrate her thoughts. Doom,dark and silent was coming as surly as the blinding storm that had desended on the lower valley where Betts was.
But was it the storm that was happening now or the storm that was brewing from afar? Where was Dar se Balat? Did he know that she truely loved him and wanted to be with him? Would she ever lie safely in his arms? Did she want to as long as he was a wombat?
And what of Betts? Was she safe, or was she dead?

You could hear "RIders OF The Storm" playing while the clippity clop, clippity clop of the Horse With No Head ridden by The MAn With No Name headed into the dark unkown...

Sage crept aboard the lost ship & set the fire bombs.
This ship was never meant to sail, so it shall be consumed by fire.
It will serve as a beacon for the seekers of the lost sisters.
Sage knows what must come to pass & will help guide the hands of fate.

At the edge of despair, a light glimmers in the dark windswept night. Wearily The MAn With No NAme or Dame rose his head while gripped The Horse With No Head's mane as he spied the glimmering beacon ahead.

Images of The Dame With The Same Name charged his wirey frame. He spurred The Horse With No Head into a high speed clippity clop, clippity clop...

Nameless my love , I am over here Betts whispered in a low barely audible voice, Will her love hear her in time to save her?

Buffy stood in the darkness before dawn watching as the ship burned to the water..behind her was nothing but sand and rocky hillsides as far as the eye could see. Craigy cliffs loomed beside her..she could hear the howling of wolves and the screeching calls of unknown animals....and the burning ship as it sank beneath the waves....a cold moon behind dark clouds watched as she waited for the dawn.

Little did the sisters know, Old Sage was scant feet from them, assuring their saftey through the nite. Moving away just before dawn, allowing no one to know the true relationship of the sage & the sisters. Only he knew the truth, a truth that can never see the light of day.

Poor Betts , she had a Hell of a bad week.Torn apart by wolves now thrown over rocky cliffs and left there to die. Or will her nameless lover or old sage or her sister come to save her? Or is old Sage her nameless lover or her sister?Or is her nameless lover that of the headless horseman ?

The Nameless One heard his NAme whispered upon the winds, perhaps it was just his imagination...

Lost in thought ... clippity clop, clippity clop...

Hidden in the swirling mists a flock of Dirty Turkey Lurkeys flew straight toward The MAn With No NAme's head...

As the sun came up Muffy turned towards the burning sands...She would follow the voice in her head, the one telling her to go into the hitherlands....