Massage parlor in the local red light district.

Want me to stop by and pick ya up Mitch? It`s my turn to pay for the masseuses.

It's your turn get the one who can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue.

All ready had the appointments made. We`re good to go.

I guess some peoples definition of nice is a little different than others, but thats sounds nice enough for me.

Grocery stores make it easy...

1. You can tell if a woman is married, single, kids or no kids just by glancing at her basket.

2. Dress to kill...even if you are just there for dogfood and a gallon of milk. You will get plenty of eye contact and smiles....t-shirts and shorts will get you ZERO attention.

3. LEARN TO COOK! I ain't never met a woman who did not enjoy the fact that a man will cook for her. If you got some fresh vegetables or meats in your basket it says "I can cook"

If you got nothing but, Hot Pockets, Pop Tarts and $1 pizzas...she is gonna know right away that she will be stuck doing the cooking.

I know it works for me....

Church Confessional booth

Hell no! Those chicks are insane!

Just be direct, say hi, smile, get permission to ask her a question ("can I ask a question, then tell you would like to talk with her because you think she is very pretty. She'll of course smile and be excited that you thought this of her. Then just wait to see what her response is. About 80% of the time she will say yes.

Then just bounce to a new location, by saying something like "Let's sit over there for bit to talk?" If she goes with you that is another yes and you are on your way.

Then just be confident, relaxed, humorous, and a good listener while you open her to determine if she is what your want in a girl. Do you know what want:

Long term relationship?
One night stand
A friend etc.

Also attraction is a numbers game so don't wait around for the perfect girl or situation. Just engage, and have fun.

Well, I just got back from the grocery store and I can tell you one thing....never walk up to a woman in the toiletry isle and ask if the Charmin is as absorbent when one has the squirts! This is definitely NOT the right approach!

OMG

What the hell, Jack? You mean, that didn't work??

I know Keith! You'd think that was the perfect opportunity to approach someone. Next time I'll try asking if tampons would work for a bloody nose.

True story. My 1st cousin, who is a very very pretty girl, her car broke down. She actually walked into a 7-11 and asked "can somebody jump me?"

hahahahahahaha Smoooooothe!

OMG now THAT is funny!

I'm currently building a bridge over a river and have to run the guys from one side to the other in our work boat. Without thinking I've said "hop in and I'll get you off on the other side!"

We were at the lake once, with another couple. Girls were pulling the guys skiing. Boat runs out of gas. The friend, Paul is yelling into the boat at his wife, to explain how to change the gas cans out and it is echoing all over the lake! He yells, "Now take that black hose off of the empty tank and onto the full one. Then grab that bulb and pump it. Keep pumping it. Pump it til it gets hard". We were dying! She yells back "I've heard THAT before!"

Try Autozone. Tell them you're not firing on all cylinders or that your timing is off. That something needs re aligned. Oh wait...this was for meeting GIRLS! Nevermind.

yeah, grocery store is good. just go to the natural foods aisle and say, "you too, huh? i love this granola crap. wanna see how much energy it gives me?"