I have to share this, too funny...


The Washcloth"
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that
I
had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The
trip
to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As
most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash
in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth
in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced
to
my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I
was
called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris
or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when
the
doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't
we?" I
didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
went
home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning,
cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from
the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another
one
from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the
sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH alana did this really happen.. please tell me it did
that would be so freakin funny!

WOW.. THAT WOULD SUCK!!

Sorority, I don't know if it did happen or not... But freaky stuff like
these seem to happen to us girls...

Like the day my boss at the bank was walking across the main hall and
the elastic on her petticoat gave... and it puddled around her ankles...

Or the day a very good looking former coworker, such a snob, walked out
of the lady's room with toilet paper trailing from her her skirt...

ahhhhhhh .... i would have to agree....

still.. sparkles thats hilarious...

Hate to be in your shoues when the dr saw you insparkels and glitters
down there.LOL. Glad that I'm not a woman.

First, it didn't happen to me...

Second, lucky for you glitter is UNISEX

too funny lmao!!!!

LMAO

You are right.....That is too funny.

THATS A GOOD ONE,