....smart. Elegant. Sophisticated. Black pantsuit. Chartreuse blouse. Black skirt. Black business sport coat. Mmmmmmmmm. And reading glasses.

Morning shout out to gypsy. Hoo ha! Missin you.

Sybil sayd Gypsy says "Dear diary.....I went to my uncles funeral today. I seen some cousins and uncles I havent seen a while....everyone was nice, but I have always felt I wasnt good enough/good as them???? You see......they are very successful and married......and I chose a different path. Like my cousin Jada said to me today......"Since when do you follow the rules???"lol.......

True dat........One day I will get it right....and I will make people proud. Anyways,,,,holy crap I forgot my aunt was a devout catholic!!! Hail mary full of grace...........I was waiting for the gregorian chanting but they pulled out these fantabulous kneeling thingers out of the floor and we had to pray.....and smell this incense that smelled like dead peoples. I had to bite my lip while watching the priest/monk.......omg MONOTONE........bloooooooooooooody ell kill me now. I put holy water on myself and my son and thought we would both burn in hell. I wanted to laugh my assssssssssssssssssss off during the entire ceremony cause......watching that gay priest...with his eyes closed......is he blind or does he just need new bifocles???? After 2 hours of this and 90 year old women singing church songs.........I had enough!!!

Soooooooooooo we went to the cemetary and I seen gramps and granny and my cousin ronnies graves .....I put flowers on my granny and gramps grave....it was fukcing 10678677782 degrees and I was wearing my satin chinese top from Hong kong and my blank fringey pants from Ozzzzzz....blooooooooody ell can we get this over with nowwwwwwwwww???


The reception was at my aunt's house. Very Cordial and proper......talked to my cousins etc........and there was no booze????

Maybe that was best......

Sybil says Gypsy said "dear diary..........so after all that went on..........I went to an outside concert with a friend. The band was a Tusk.....Fleetwood Mac revival and double diamond........OMG NEIL DIAMOND!!!laugh Anyways,,,,,,,we snuck in wine and coolers and partied like it was 1979.........and then apparantly we were talking too LOUD for old person b*tch in front of us and she said something to my friend and called her a bunch of names. I said maybe we needed to get out the f*cking boxing gloves???laugh

The guys behind me thought I was hilarious!!! and followed me to the porta potties.........

ok first thing is first. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO POO IN THOSE THINGS??? AIGHT??? CAUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE IT "

Don't forget to mention that ol' Gyp got her totally poop-faced yesterday, too. I know that because she drunk emailed me about some nonsensical stuff about why she's not on my friends list or something.

you got drunk email ?????

Yup. She called me a bunch of mean and nasty names because she wasn't on my "friends" list and stuff. Like her doing THAT is gonna make me put her on it, right?

hmmmmmmmm

Sybil says Gypsy says.......

"and tell that ****ing moof that ya I did email him the other night......because he had kicked me off his friends list and I wanted to know wtf? "


mmhhmm theres two sides to every story isn't there

Dear diary.....

have you ever
just outta the blue
started craving saffron rice??

At least as far as Gypsy's concerned, that is.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what ever.........

wow,,,now this is a cool pic girl....

I feel ya in this one,wink,,,,How ya been??

I been kinda
blaaaaaaa

{{{purple}}}
how ya been hun ???

see above





}}}}}}Chevy{{{{{{

i c now .....
you need sex and lot's of it !!!!!!

that would probably help

i dated myself last night twice...
dont do that...because i dont respect myself now !