Topic: what are the 3 most common lies told by women
Dan99's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:33 PM

"You're MUCH better looking than Dan99" noway


Thats an awful and most obvious lie!


cabot's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:34 PM
I would never go for child support.

I want to have your baby.


I hate shopping.

patsfan64's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:35 PM


"You're MUCH better looking than Dan99" noway


Thats an awful and most obvious lie!




I know! And the lying b*tch said I was funnier too! frustrated

Dan99's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:36 PM



"You're MUCH better looking than Dan99" noway


Thats an awful and most obvious lie!




I know! And the lying b*tch said I was funnier too! frustrated



It could be true, depending on the sense of the word 'funny'..

1mellowguy's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:36 PM

While we're at it let's see if they're the same lies men tell.. just sayin'...whoa


I have never told a woman "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen"

IndnPrncs's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:37 PM


While we're at it let's see if they're the same lies men tell.. just sayin'...whoa


I have never told a woman "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen"


laugh laugh laugh laugh
I'd hope not...

OrangeCat's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:40 PM
1) You are too good for me, you deserve someone better.


OrangeCat's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:40 PM
I don't want a boyfriend.

It means: I want several

jdcolvin's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:46 PM
I would never tell a woman that she had the biggest one I had ever seen but I do remember tieing a rope around my wast and tieing off to a tree a couple of times just for safety sake

no photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:46 PM


While we're at it let's see if they're the same lies men tell.. just sayin'...whoa


I have never told a woman "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen"



Well, of course not! I'm sure the echo would've been completely embarrassing!

1mellowguy's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:47 PM



While we're at it let's see if they're the same lies men tell.. just sayin'...whoa


I have never told a woman "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen"



Well, of course not! I'm sure the echo would've been completely embarrassing!
pitchfork rofl

moonlight_ride62's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:48 PM
I just love your mother...she is sooo funny..grumble grumble

rara777's photo
Sat 06/27/09 04:50 PM
Free milk from the cow.

I`ve never done that before.

Do you want fries with that?

rara777's photo
Sat 06/27/09 05:02 PM
I Love you long time.:wink:

Does my sister know about you?laugh

Is that all there is? noway


silly's photo
Sat 06/27/09 05:06 PM

1. wow!! its huge
2. me! oh... yeah... twice babe, your amazing
3. im not after your money, silly


Hay leave me out of this.:tongue: grumble

OrangeCat's photo
Sat 06/27/09 05:08 PM
"I got them on sale".

No we didn't. We spent half our rent money on them, but we just don't want you to know that.

no photo
Sat 06/27/09 05:19 PM

1) You are too good for me, you deserve someone better.




In your case this is true!!
She deserves a sponge with a scouring pad on the other sidelaugh

no photo
Sat 06/27/09 05:26 PM
"I am an independent Woman" or "self employed"

truth.. welfare or disability

TxsGal3333's photo
Sat 06/27/09 05:40 PM

1--I love you more than I have ever loved anyone---------------------2--You are the best I have ever been with----------------------------3--I will never cheat on you-----------------------------------------Can you think of any more common than these?


Shshshsh that is a lie to begin with I assure you if the guy is not better then I have had previous I sure the heck want give him the big head telling that crap to him noway noway whoa Only the ones worth it will hear that for sure.

As far as #1 noway if I love them then I love them never mention anyone prior I mean how ignorant is that?

As far as the cheating well that is the truth if you have ever had it done to you when you actually loved them then you know the feeling and would not want to do it to anyone else.


But then I guess men don't use those excuses huhhhhhhhhhhh? duhhhhhhhhnoway noway :tongue:

metalwing's photo
Sat 06/27/09 05:41 PM
I'm almost ready.

It's OK if your EX it there.

I don't need any more shoes.