Topic: what are the 3 most common lies told by women | |
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"You're MUCH better looking than Dan99" Thats an awful and most obvious lie! |
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I would never go for child support.
I want to have your baby. I hate shopping. |
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"You're MUCH better looking than Dan99" Thats an awful and most obvious lie! I know! And the lying b*tch said I was funnier too! |
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"You're MUCH better looking than Dan99" Thats an awful and most obvious lie! I know! And the lying b*tch said I was funnier too! It could be true, depending on the sense of the word 'funny'.. |
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While we're at it let's see if they're the same lies men tell.. just sayin'... I have never told a woman "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen" |
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While we're at it let's see if they're the same lies men tell.. just sayin'... I have never told a woman "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen" I'd hope not... |
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1) You are too good for me, you deserve someone better.
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I don't want a boyfriend.
It means: I want several |
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I would never tell a woman that she had the biggest one I had ever seen but I do remember tieing a rope around my wast and tieing off to a tree a couple of times just for safety sake
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While we're at it let's see if they're the same lies men tell.. just sayin'... I have never told a woman "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen" Well, of course not! I'm sure the echo would've been completely embarrassing! |
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While we're at it let's see if they're the same lies men tell.. just sayin'... I have never told a woman "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen" Well, of course not! I'm sure the echo would've been completely embarrassing! |
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I just love your mother...she is sooo funny..
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Free milk from the cow.
I`ve never done that before. Do you want fries with that? |
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I Love you long time.
Does my sister know about you? Is that all there is? |
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1. wow!! its huge 2. me! oh... yeah... twice babe, your amazing 3. im not after your money, silly Hay leave me out of this. |
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"I got them on sale".
No we didn't. We spent half our rent money on them, but we just don't want you to know that. |
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1) You are too good for me, you deserve someone better. In your case this is true!! She deserves a sponge with a scouring pad on the other side |
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"I am an independent Woman" or "self employed"
truth.. welfare or disability |
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1--I love you more than I have ever loved anyone---------------------2--You are the best I have ever been with----------------------------3--I will never cheat on you-----------------------------------------Can you think of any more common than these? Shshshsh that is a lie to begin with I assure you if the guy is not better then I have had previous I sure the heck want give him the big head telling that crap to him Only the ones worth it will hear that for sure. As far as #1 if I love them then I love them never mention anyone prior I mean how ignorant is that? As far as the cheating well that is the truth if you have ever had it done to you when you actually loved them then you know the feeling and would not want to do it to anyone else. But then I guess men don't use those excuses huhhhhhhhhhhh? duhhhhhhhh |
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I'm almost ready.
It's OK if your EX it there. I don't need any more shoes. |
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