Topic: Guys today are a bunch of sissies | |
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i have no use for this wannabe macho post. people are who they are, and we need all of them to make things different, no matter who you are, whether you are an artist, musician, sewer worker, gay fashion designer, president, const worker, f/x tech, nurse, fireman, social worker and so-on. it's how one treats people with respect and dignity, and protects the weaker guy if need be, watches out for friends, even if it means taking a bullet, or giving a kidney, and i protect my friends, both man and women, and they all know it. and i usually protect them from the men you just described. and when i come into the picture, because they always have a comment i give them SIX free chances to back down or swing or kick, whatever, and then it's MY turn......THEY run home whining to the wives that they usually cheat on, that there is a tenacious SOB that tried to rip their arms off.
funny thing is, i almost never have to raise a finger.......i really don't like bullies, with the exception of hunting them. you wanna hunt in my woods??????? get naked and get a knife, fair is fair! they have antlers, you have a knife! for SELF DEFENSE of the home GUNS ARE GREAT!!!!! but for HUNTING...guns are for pussies! |
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Kev knitted me a nice sweater, it's really warm Hey no prob john i put a little extra love into yours |
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i wasn't trying to be too hard on anyone....(disclaimer) i guess that makes me a sissy.
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Get out your apple (vodka) martinis and throw on your dance clothes, it's time to go out and chase some tail, have some fun, get lit and throw caution to the wind trying to pick up some gold digger at the club and trick her in to going home with you, right? Waste of time. What happened to the rough and rugged men of the past, who played cards and drank whiskey and smoked and chewed and shot guns and worked for a living? Nowadays I don't know who's more "girly", the women that I meet or the men that they go after. You'll pack yourself into a gym 5 days a week for a 2 hour workout but you refuse to do any job that involves actual work. "I'm too smart to be a construction worker," or is it "I'm too lazy?" I have a bunch of peers who got laid off 2 months ago (1 girl and about 10 guys, isn't life fair?) and NONE of them have found another job yet. Don't know about everyone, but my butt would be doing something other than sitting around waiting for another engineering position to fall in my lap. Where's the woodworking and beer drinking gone? Why do men try so hard to keep their hair neat and their fingernails clean nowadays? Where are the real men? Why do I care???? I don't really wow I just saw this sorry, I've been offline for a couple of weeks. I was down in Big Bend huntin cougars with a pocket knife. I dunno about the beer drinkin part though. I prefer sotol (moonshine tequila) I think you must be hangin around too many SNAPs (Sensitive New Age P*ssies) |
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Get out your apple (vodka) martinis and throw on your dance clothes, it's time to go out and chase some tail, have some fun, get lit and throw caution to the wind trying to pick up some gold digger at the club and trick her in to going home with you, right? Waste of time. What happened to the rough and rugged men of the past, who played cards and drank whiskey and smoked and chewed and shot guns and worked for a living? Nowadays I don't know who's more "girly", the women that I meet or the men that they go after. You'll pack yourself into a gym 5 days a week for a 2 hour workout but you refuse to do any job that involves actual work. "I'm too smart to be a construction worker," or is it "I'm too lazy?" I have a bunch of peers who got laid off 2 months ago (1 girl and about 10 guys, isn't life fair?) and NONE of them have found another job yet. Don't know about everyone, but my butt would be doing something other than sitting around waiting for another engineering position to fall in my lap. Where's the woodworking and beer drinking gone? Why do men try so hard to keep their hair neat and their fingernails clean nowadays? Where are the real men? Why do I care???? I don't really wow I just saw this sorry, I've been offline for a couple of weeks. I was down in Big Bend huntin cougars with a pocket knife. I dunno about the beer drinkin part though. I prefer sotol (moonshine tequila) I think you must be hangin around too many SNAPs (Sensitive New Age P*ssies) geez...ya big sissy! using a pocket knife when a good set of teefers will do any he-man! |
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I'm strong to the finish Cause I eats me spinach. I'm one tough Gazookus Which hates all Palookas Wot ain't on the up and square. I biffs 'em and buffs 'em And always out roughs 'em But none of 'em gets nowhere. If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk", It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'? So keep "Good Be-hav-or" That's your one life saver I'm strong to the finich Cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. |
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A real man knows when to be serious and when to play! And is good about being teased for his dislikes.
:-) I got woke up today by dad because there was a BIG SNAKE in the feed bin and apparently I'm the only one who will deal with them. I go out half-awake to see this poor wee 4ft long rat snake. Lol. Scoop it up and put it in the feed bag while ribbing dad. As he walks away I tell him to watch the hole in the bottom. He yells cusses and jumps around looking. Then cusses me out as I roll laughing. I love my dad! Evil daughter |
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Not all new agers are sissies. Just the sissy ones.
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Did the OP tell us about his manly job yet?
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who has the biggest mangina of them all.?
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Get out your apple (vodka) martinis and throw on your dance clothes, it's time to go out and chase some tail, have some fun, get lit and throw caution to the wind trying to pick up some gold digger at the club and trick her in to going home with you, right? Waste of time. What happened to the rough and rugged men of the past, who played cards and drank whiskey and smoked and chewed and shot guns and worked for a living? Nowadays I don't know who's more "girly", the women that I meet or the men that they go after. You'll pack yourself into a gym 5 days a week for a 2 hour workout but you refuse to do any job that involves actual work. "I'm too smart to be a construction worker," or is it "I'm too lazy?" I have a bunch of peers who got laid off 2 months ago (1 girl and about 10 guys, isn't life fair?) and NONE of them have found another job yet. Don't know about everyone, but my butt would be doing something other than sitting around waiting for another engineering position to fall in my lap. Where's the woodworking and beer drinking gone? Why do men try so hard to keep their hair neat and their fingernails clean nowadays? Where are the real men? Why do I care???? I don't really That's some silly sh!t. |
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the OP doesn't have a manly job anymore. I work in a box on an offshore rig and do boring computer crap all day. Before this job I was a land surveyer though and loved every minute of it, walking through swamps swinging a machette, ah there's nothing better. Working sissy jobs pays better though.
Since you're so interested. |
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manly jobs are for young guys. hopefully you work your way up and don't do that sh*t once you get old
I would hate to be pushing tongs around at 50 |
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manly jobs are for young guys. hopefully you work your way up and don't do that sh*t once you get old I would hate to be pushing tongs around at 50 Too true. I only get to throw tongs when SLB is looking the other way though. I can get in trouble in my job for doing that :P Right now I'm thinking about working my way back down the ladder just a tad though. The stress of these more officy jobs kinda gets to me. I don't like being responsible for millions of dollars worth of equipment. My 20,000 dollar surveying total station was plenty to watch out for. I'd really like to do my webpage thing for a living, and I'm putting in a lot of extra hours on it, but we all know how that goes. You either make it or you don't with stuff like that. |
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Manliest job ever; hunting and trapping wild house cats and kittens and then taming them with no gloves or padded suits. I've been bitten and clawed and have had more stitches and rabies shots than I can count. The manliest part of it...I'm not even paid for it.
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If I tell you what makes a man more man, many will be upset.
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Sat 06/20/09 11:26 PM
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Get out your apple (vodka) martinis and throw on your dance clothes, it's time to go out and chase some tail, have some fun, get lit and throw caution to the wind trying to pick up some gold digger at the club and trick her in to going home with you, right? Waste of time. What happened to the rough and rugged men of the past, who played cards and drank whiskey and smoked and chewed and shot guns and worked for a living? Nowadays I don't know who's more "girly", the women that I meet or the men that they go after. You'll pack yourself into a gym 5 days a week for a 2 hour workout but you refuse to do any job that involves actual work. "I'm too smart to be a construction worker," or is it "I'm too lazy?" Where's the woodworking and beer drinking gone? Why do men try so hard to keep their hair neat and their fingernails clean nowadays? Where are the real men? Why do I care???? I don't really Dirty finger nails? Is that theoretically a turn on? eww! I'll take the well educated, well groomed, fit, Hollywood hunk any day if it means his finger nails are clean! The idea of a hairy, burly, beer drinking (probably farting and burping man) is not a palatable one for me. The good news is there is someone for everyone! *whew* Someone will put up with me someday and I will put up with them. |
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Get out your apple (vodka) martinis and throw on your dance clothes, it's time to go out and chase some tail, have some fun, get lit and throw caution to the wind trying to pick up some gold digger at the club and trick her in to going home with you, right? Waste of time. What happened to the rough and rugged men of the past, who played cards and drank whiskey and smoked and chewed and shot guns and worked for a living? Nowadays I don't know who's more "girly", the women that I meet or the men that they go after. You'll pack yourself into a gym 5 days a week for a 2 hour workout but you refuse to do any job that involves actual work. "I'm too smart to be a construction worker," or is it "I'm too lazy?" Where's the woodworking and beer drinking gone? Why do men try so hard to keep their hair neat and their fingernails clean nowadays? Where are the real men? Why do I care???? I don't really Dirty finger nails? Is that theoretically a turn on? eww! I'll take the well educated, well groomed, fit, Hollywood hunk any day if it means his finger nails are clean! The idea of a hairy, burly, beer drinking (probably farting and burping man) is not a palatable one for me. The good news is there is someone for everyone! *whew* Someone will put up with me someday and I will put up with them. I can proudly say that I never farted around women, and my fingernails are clean (after I wash them). |
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Get out your apple (vodka) martinis and throw on your dance clothes, it's time to go out and chase some tail, have some fun, get lit and throw caution to the wind trying to pick up some gold digger at the club and trick her in to going home with you, right? Waste of time. What happened to the rough and rugged men of the past, who played cards and drank whiskey and smoked and chewed and shot guns and worked for a living? Nowadays I don't know who's more "girly", the women that I meet or the men that they go after. You'll pack yourself into a gym 5 days a week for a 2 hour workout but you refuse to do any job that involves actual work. "I'm too smart to be a construction worker," or is it "I'm too lazy?" Where's the woodworking and beer drinking gone? Why do men try so hard to keep their hair neat and their fingernails clean nowadays? Where are the real men? Why do I care???? I don't really Dirty finger nails? Is that theoretically a turn on? eww! I'll take the well educated, well groomed, fit, Hollywood hunk any day if it means his finger nails are clean! The idea of a hairy, burly, beer drinking (probably farting and burping man) is not a palatable one for me. The good news is there is someone for everyone! *whew* Someone will put up with me someday and I will put up with them. I can proudly say that I never farted around women, and my fingernails are clean (after I wash them). And, you are a sexy man too! |
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