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      No worries, it's not just you or your location.  This happens to all of us.  I live in southern california (BRO capital of the world) so it's not easy for me to find a date either.  Every guy from this site that I could possibly be interested in is 1500+ miles away  
    
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      And thank you fellow mingler regular posters. You knew what I was up to. Ya know I can dish it out and take it. I have buns of steel.
     
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     And thank you fellow mingler regular posters. You knew what I was up to. Ya know I can dish it out and take it. I have buns of steel. We can see that   
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      So many great people so far away! 
    
  I have a list  
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      Compliments of my chain mail underoos.
     
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      OP  Should you not be out polishing chrome for your ride tomorrow??? 
    
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     So many great people so far away!   
  I have a list  
I can't possibly imagine who might be on that list   
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      Hmmmmmmm. Knight in shining armor seeks haggared wench in tattered threads. Moustache and black teeth optional.
     
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      His lordship does not mind bastard children seeded from common peasants.
     
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      KEEP LOOKING.... avoid blind spot and good luck! 
            
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     OP Should you not be out polishing chrome for your ride tomorrow???   
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      Wonderful..........I am certain all are pleased..  
    
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      God save the queen!
     
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     So many great people so far away!   
  I have a list  
I can't possibly imagine who might be on that list   
    
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      Good day my keep. Your best ale for all my fellow gentleman posters. And your finest loin of sunshine and grape for the good lady posters. I shall cover the tarry on all. Write in a merit for yourself for the time. My word is gold.
     
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      I can't find a date too!  
    
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      Omg! I've turned into a knight in shining armor!
     
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      Omg! I've turned into a knight in shining armor!  | 
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      But if I wrote in 16th century english- noone would get it.
     
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      The trials and tribulations of courting in these times are medevial and archaic. Almost murderouse. Beyond tripe. The common wench could not handle or tame a grand knight in shining armor. Nor could she respect herself enough to conjugatue her place in life matters. A pity of sorts of this rage and folly of independence cloaked in true self being. It is dark and baroque indeed.
     
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 I have a list
 
    
 
 
 