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So yeah, I'm off tomorrow. Gotta bunch of brothers gettin together on motorcycles. Gonna ride 200 miles or so nice n easy through the western wisconsin hills. On top of that we are going to see the motorcycle hill drags in red wing minnesota. Quite a good relaxing fun time planned. Think I could find a date? On here? In my area? I think it would be easier to rob a bank than find a date on here.
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Big FAT zero. No eligibles for 200 miles.
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First thing I thought of was the robber handing the holdup note to the teller: "I don't know what to write here."
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So yeah, I'm off tomorrow. Gotta bunch of brothers gettin together on motorcycles. Gonna ride 200 miles or so nice n easy through the western wisconsin hills. On top of that we are going to see the motorcycle hill drags in red wing minnesota. Quite a good relaxing fun time planned. Think I could find a date? On here? In my area? I think it would be easier to rob a bank than find a date on here. Just pass the note to the teller. 
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Like waterloosunset said.... They don't want to date. They want free therapy.
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Maybe you can find a date at the bank. The robbing thing might be a turn on...
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Getting the ski mask out now.
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Big FAT zero. No eligibles for 200 miles. Shame you are not out this way.......... 
My helmet is getting dusty. 
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hookers are cheap and easy.
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Cmon women from western wisconsin or the twin cities area. Freaking great date planned. I'm buyin. See? Nothing. Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Crickets.
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Big FAT zero. No eligibles for 200 miles. Imagine what it's like to have no eligibles for 897,000 miles.... |
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"I'm looking for a good man". Bullsh!t! You're looking for your tv remote and a spoon to mow down that half gallon of haagen daz so you can feel more sorry for yourself.
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Getting the ski mask out now. Ski masks draw too much attention. Perhaps you should opt for the panyhose-over-the-head routine. 
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"I'm looking for an honest man that won't cheat on me". Bullsh!t! You're looking for a freaking shoulder to cry on because you won't let it go. Gonna carry your past relationship like a cross and live in misery and whine and b!tch about it forever. Dump the anchor! Wake up!
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"Looking for knight in shining armor". Yo twitless wonder? What freaking century are you living in? Duh! Most guys in chainmail speedos been dead for about 450 years. Cwazy.
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"Looking for knight in shining armor". Yo twitless wonder? What freaking century are you living in? Duh! Most guys in chainmail speedos been dead for about 450 years. Cwazy. Are you blind? There's plenty of 'em around you. Just look and pick your choice. Problem here is if they'd consent? The solution though is up to you pal!!!! 
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The cheese, leinenkugels, steaks, door prizes, and all other fun are mine. Your loss ladies from my area who #1: look at my profile and never reply. #2: I send cordial messages to and get no reply. And #3: reply with "You're yucky". F*ck all of you liars and your bullsh!t profiles. Get therapy.
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I'm thinking that disgruntled tirades might not be the best approach.
You do have a nice behind.
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The cheese, leinenkugels, steaks, door prizes, and all other fun are mine. Your loss ladies from my area who #1: look at my profile and never reply. #2: I send cordial messages to and get no reply. And #3: reply with "You're yucky". F*ck all of you liars and your bullsh!t profiles. Get therapy. Jeez, you're lucky. I never get so much as a "You're yucky." (Hey, that rhymes!) Now just imagine getting a bunch of e-mails from women telling you that all of your standards are WRONG and she can prove it if you just agree to move in with her and support her and her six kids and don't ever expect anything in return. |
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