Desperado, why dont you come to your senses?
You been out ridin fences for so long now
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get.

Desperado, why dont you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before its too late

Oh wait! Phone call........its jan. She's beautiful, articulate, tough, and knows the drill. She realizes I'm not a drunk, or a perv, or a dangerous freak. Oh she would be glad to have a great time on sunday with me. A date/ bikeride to remember with freinds.......never mind. Ignore previous two pages. I'm ok. Thanks mingle2.....for nothing.

motorcycle hill drags? in sequins and diamonte?

Ha ha ha ha! Now her sisters all wanna go! I think we will all have passengers. Its a party on wheels! Whoo! Whoo!

Does this squad car I'm being arrested on make my ass look fat?

at #2.

I still get a kick out of profilers from my area. And I live in loserville!

It resembles like the behind of an elephant!!!!!!

Maybe Marsha and Cindy will show up~~!!!

Ride safe!!

Ever I'm ny. Come ride with us in the catskill mts.

I'm tired of being a nice guy. Why should I be a nice guy to mean ass women from my area whose profiles are full of threats and ultimatums? I'm overweight and if you don't like it you can die/ f*ck off/ or cut your head off. I have 4 children and if you don't like it you can die/ f*ck off/ or cut your head off. I'm bisexual and if you don't like it you can die/ f*ck off/ or cut your head off. I have cats. And if you don't like it you can die/ f*ck off/ or cut your head off. Sh!t you need to be a knight in shining armor just to defend yourself from these violent femmes and their psychoses and neuroses. Coo coo for cocoa puffs I tell you. Doo wacka doo.

...thank you. Gorgeous area.

...thank you. I work out hard with my suzanne sommers thigh master.

...actually guaranteed to be a freak show. No points racing. Big cash purse to win. So there will be some seriously crazy guys with big horsepower and funny outfits trying to get to the top of the hill first for 5000 dollars. Guy dressed like superman with a cape and 500 horsepower bike 10 feet long with enough chain on the rear tire that you could use it as a buzzsaw. Gonna be fun. Hillclimbers are crazy people defying gravity.

Wait a minute! I will be wearing my kevlar vanson race suit and riding my race bike. Omg. I am a knight in shining armor. "Here's your helmet sire".

Take the bait little fishies. Take the bait. Yup! My goofy tirade worked. 62 people viewed my profile. Of course none of them from my area. I must whine more often!

Glad you found a date. Should be much more enjoyable for you to share the experience with a nice lady.

I looked at your profile......mostly because I needed a bigger view of the butt.

I thought for a second this was going to turn in to a "glorious profile" thread.

LAPI -- Local Area Profile Invisibility -- is a safety feature. Helps us avoid the local crazies. It works for all of us.