if she looks like some of those women on that "V" tv show, hell ya she can be a lizard. they look good on the outside. just watch out for those teeth.

I want...

to be like the man.



oh yeah.


. . .

Men want three things.....write these down.

1. A chick who will not invade the man cave.

2. A chick who will give good bj's.

3. A chick who will not argue with them about where they are going while they are driving. Trust us...we do not need to ask for directions.




Ok, so now you know. Apply this and men will flock to you.

1. check
2. Eh
3. check

No wonder

Try licking their ear, I hear they love that as well.

Thanks for trying to recover that for me.

Wow, I'd really just like for women to stop being so insecure about their breast size and just let us enjoy what they have. Implants are a HUGE turn-off for me. I prefer smaller breast, anyway. Quality vs. Quantity make a real difference after 40. Gravity can be a drag. Sorry, no pun intended.

And ya know, if she could break doiwn my Remington 870 after a day of shooting, while I'm in the shower. That would be a dream come true. LOL!!!

I just want her to have fun while she is with me and not be a time of drama. Just good fun sex

This. Epic. Win.

what about just someone that doesn't play
with your mind...oh yea were talking about women
boobs will work

LOL, as long as I pay for the tv channels I get the remote when I want it. LOL

Gee here I thought all along Men wanted three things
Remote
food
Sex.

I didnt'know they were worried about the size of a woman's breasts.

Seriously a man wants pretty much what we women want.
The biggest differences to me is
Men don't want to be analzyed to death, They do want someone that is happy in their own skin.
Someone that will let them breath once in a while.

As I said pretty much what we want.

YEP YEP YEP YEP!


See guys! Some women get it!




Oh yeah!

I want to know what love is.
I want you to show me.



. . .

I don't care about extra equipment being added to a woman's body.
All I want is a mind that can link with mine, a heart that isn't out to hurt mine, and a soul that can bond with mine.

Look men are easy, I don't know why women can't figure this out.



1. Keep them happy in bed. Most guys, are amazed that a woman is willing to be with him in "that way." What goofball said about the bjs is absolutely correct, do this and you've got hook #1. Odds are he'll stop looking elsewhere, he's got a wildcat at home.

2. Keep him fed. What your Mom said about a way to a man's heart is through the stomach, that's dead on. One exception, stay away from the grill. Don't even look at it. Don't watch him while he's there, and no matter how bad he burns it, it was always good.

3. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT interupt a live sporting event. DVRd is okay, so is a re-airing, but not live and in progress. Especially if it is just to talk about feelings, you have girlfriends that's what they are for, talking about feelings while the game is on.

4. Let him spend some of his money on himself every once in a while. Give him a fifty spot and say "have fun." This is more for after you've married him, to make sure he doesn't leave, but it's important that you show him that you know he's trying to provide.

5. Man cave, let him have one room in either the house or at the very least the free space in the garage. Some place where he can tell his buddies, "Na, she never comes out here." Sure he'll come back smelling of cigars and beer, but he'll come back.



I'm sure I'm forgetting something important, but if you stick with these basics, and I'm sure I'll get an amen from at least one guy, he'll stay around forever.

I just like a lady who looks after herself, makes an effort in how she looks, and has self pride. Hate lazy people.

At page 16 I think it is safe to conclude that men want sandwiches and love. In that order.

Common plastic we are more base than that.... We want the sandwiches while we're getting the loving!!!!





I owe that joke to George Castanza of Seinfeld.