If you called a call center which offered PHONE INTERNET AND DISH NETWORK TV SERVICES and I answered the phone...........

"Thank you for calling TDS, this is Billy. How may I help you?"

What would say?

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Well you think about that, cuz guess what? I'm going to do that right now for 9 hours, sucks huh...laterrrrrrrrrr

I want my bleeping bleepbabeppity bleep Kitty back Billy!























Enjoy your day MF!

What!?!?! Dish Network... Are you kidding me...
What?!?!? My bill is $200... I didn't order that... You better fix my Bill
What!?!?! No I will not have sex with you... you perv
What?!?!? I want to speak to your Superviser NOW

Put me on the "Don't call list"

"Well Billy, I have in my hand a priceless old sneaker circa probably around 1998. Now, Billy was it? Okay, Billy, I'm willing to get rid of this one priceless old sneaker circa around 1998 for one small payment of $29.99 infourinstallmentsforfourmonths. That's right Billy! You get this priceless old sneaker (one sneaker), for one small payment of $29.99 infourinstallmentsforfourmonths! Aren't you excited?! So am I, so without further adieu let us get down to your billing information, shall we?"

I would say that my internet service provider sucks (Suddenlink is the worst) and they actually told me I should try another company when I complained about my service


so the question is, can satellite TV also provide internet service? if so, I'm there

I have worked for a call center company and begged for money from the alumni. Just be sure to have a calm cool confidence voice. And don't try to be overly nice if they are irritated. You will do just fine as long as you don't yell at them! LOL

people enjoy talking to me.......i make the spanish speaking customers laugh and i cant even understand them

so as for my day at work -----

nothing too fun

havent sold anything --- nothing at all -- bummer

been here 2 and a half hours.........

and i have only talked to 7 people

tried to convince one guy to go from the "4 star" package which has 300 minutes of long distance to the "5 star" which has unlimited and voice mail and costs 10.00 more............spent about 40 minutes talking to him..............and he ends the conversation by going, "tell ya what, let me think about it and call you back when I get out of the bathtub" and I replied..."okay have a great day"

haha! I used to be a collection agent. I think I talked that same guy. I'm not kidding. 40 minutes talking to a guy in the bathtub. That's just creepy. Not the worst activity I was subjected to while on a call with a debtor..I'm sure you can imagine.

For real.............


fyi for all of you people out there who "hate" calling the phone company/cable company or anyone else whose number starts with 1-800........when you call just be quiet.

Do not just start talking.

That is so annoying.

I had this lady go on about how her computer was not working for about 3 minutes and wouldnt stop and I was like, "Well, tell ya what, I'm in sales...I probably know as much as you."

She goes, "Oh, thought I pressed the right number."
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Awesome!

Whenever I call the cable or phone company with an issue, they end up trying to talk me into changing my plan. That bothers me.

I'd say what are you wearing?

I'd ask are you wearing any clothes?

thats what were "supposed" to do -- sorry

I would ask.... Are you touching yourself

Some more things you shouldnt do because if you do you arent going to get anywhere with call centers:

Dont call in and ask for a supervisor. Because the second you do all I am going to do is ask you why you want to talk to one which every single person then changes their tone and starts "their story" which...if they would have just told me their story in the first place I may have tried to help them...but since they were cocky...I didnt and just sent them off to my supervisor....who guess what? Really dont care about you

When we ask you for your pin # do not tell us that you have a ton of them and dont know it. Because guess what? We hear that ALL OF THE TIME, we have pin numbers and passwords too and it is not funny. You ARE NOT the first one to come up with that joke.

Do not say, "Are you from America?" or "Do you speak English?" Because guess what? Some people who work for some call centers speak very good english and they were born in other countries

and the last one........We hate our jobs just as much as you do :) but we dont yell at you for no reason, do we?

And I'd say......yes

When someone is calling about a problem with their service, how often do they end up changing their plan and spending more money? Just curious.