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Topic: Bearly a Christian? (joke)
AllenAqua Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 3895	Fri 06/05/09 05:30 AM
FOR ALL THE ATHEIST OUT THERE...JUST A LITTLE JOKE. AN ATHEIST in The WOODS... YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD IT,,,,,BUT IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE THAT I DO LOVE THE LORD. An atheist was walking through the woods " What a beautiful day" What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What a great place! He said to Himself As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the woods.As he turned around.....he was staring down a 7ft.GRIZZLY BEAR charging toward him. He ran as fast as he could...the Bear was on his Heels...Then suddenly he tripped and fell to ground. About that time...the Bear was on top of him....HE CRIED OUT....." OH MY GOD" time froze at that time..The Bear was still...The forest was silent...NOT A SOUND. A voice came from the Sky...YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL YEARS, TO TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER? THE Atheist looked up and said "It would be hypocritical of me to ask you to treat me as a CHRISTIAN now, but perhaps you could make the Bear a CHRISTIAN? VERY WELL' said the voice The sounds of the forest resumed.The Bear dropped his right paw,,brought BOTH paws together,bowed his head and spoke. LORD PLEASE BLESS THIS FOOD,WHICH I AM ABOUT TO RECEIVE FROM THY BOUNTY THROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD. AMEN LIFE IS SHORT...ENJOY LIFE..BE THANKFUL. PS. Hello to all my brothers & sisters in Christ! I hope you're all having a blessed day!

ADiamond Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 2375	Fri 06/05/09 06:21 AM
Too Funny!!!! I love it......

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Fri 06/05/09 08:58 AM
HaHaHa, that is good another barely veiled threat to people who believe differently than you. My my what a good Xian your are.

AllenAqua Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 3895	Fri 06/05/09 09:21 AM Edited by AllenAqua on Fri 06/05/09 09:41 AM
HaHaHa, that is good another barely veiled threat to people who believe differently than you. My my what a good Xian your are. Excuse me? I don't see it as "veiled" at all...It's posted in the Christian forum... For my part,it's a joke, meant to amuse... If you take it as a threat, that's up to you... Have a good day!

PropheticServant Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 364	Sun 06/14/09 10:56 PM
Well, I thought it was amusing Allen, thanks for sharing!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 06/15/09 11:04 AM


carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Wed 06/17/09 08:32 AM
Funny did give me a smile before going out in this world today :)

Laura10 Joined Tue 11/04/08 Posts: 671	Thu 06/18/09 04:20 PM


trubeliever Joined Sun 06/21/09 Posts: 65	Thu 06/25/09 09:54 PM
LOL...LOL..I am going to have to remember that to tell a man at church he is in his 80's and loves good jokes cant wait to tell him. Love it!!!!!

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Thu 07/16/09 08:10 PM
Bump up for Mary who needs to hear a good joke right now :)

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Thu 07/16/09 08:15 PM


Kedesha Joined Mon 07/06/09 Posts: 8	Fri 07/17/09 02:50 AM
I enjoyed that thanx for posting it.It made my day

AllenAqua Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 3895	Sat 08/01/09 07:36 AM
I'm glad you all enjoyed it

ClayFace2009 Joined Fri 05/08/09 Posts: 1187	Sat 08/01/09 10:20 AM
Yes, I've heard that one before, and I still laugh at it

azsweetie Joined Tue 07/21/09 Posts: 45	Sun 08/02/09 06:22 AM
ok that was funny great joke!! thanks for sharing