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Topic: women masturbates with jackhammer and dies LOL
Winx's photo
Wed 06/03/09 03:38 PM
Edited by Winx on Wed 06/03/09 03:38 PM




I don't understand the title of this thread, " women masturbates with jackhammer and dies LOL". LOL?


use your imagination putin laugh


I don't understand why the OP put "LOL" after the word, "dies".



Why? Cuz when a person kills themselves doing a very very stupid thing, it's hilarious...!

I bet if it was a guy who got his willy stuck in a vaccum cleaner and got it cut off or dies trying to screw the tailpipe of a harley you'd be laughing...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

rofl


Nope, I wouldn't laugh. I would think that they were stupid though.
I would also think that it would be a painful way to die.



MahanMahan's photo
Wed 06/03/09 03:41 PM
Question to the ladies:

Is it possible for a vagina to be sooooo stretched out and de-sensitized that a normal vibrator just won't do the job and one must substitute a freakin' JACKHAMMER to rub one off?

rofl

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Wed 06/03/09 03:46 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 03:49 PM
Yeah, if she was a victim of rape and mutilation and died at the hands of a sick bastard rapist murderer, I'd be feeling bad and thinking, poor lady... that must have been a painful way to die.

But let's not forget, she did it to herself. Not only was she a freak, but also an exhibitionist. Why couldn't she use the jackhammer on herself in the backyard? She did it in her driveway... What about the neighbors' kids who must have been traumatized by watching a freak screw herself to death by a jackhammer?

I have no sympathy for her...

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Wed 06/03/09 03:47 PM





I don't understand the title of this thread, " women masturbates with jackhammer and dies LOL". LOL?


use your imagination putin laugh


I don't understand why the OP put "LOL" after the word, "dies".



Why? Cuz when a person kills themselves doing a very very stupid thing, it's hilarious...!

I bet if it was a guy who got his willy stuck in a vaccum cleaner and got it cut off or dies trying to screw the tailpipe of a harley you'd be laughing...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

rofl


Nope, I wouldn't laugh. I would think that they were stupid though.
I would also think that it would be a painful way to die.



probably died from the after effects of her insides being sloshed around

Winx's photo
Wed 06/03/09 03:47 PM
I'm thinking she was mental or on drugs.

willing2's photo
Wed 06/03/09 03:47 PM
Wonderful!
Now, they'll make all the Jackhammers to come with a warning lable.

Equipment not reccomended for massage or masterbation.

Reminds me of the song, What was she thinkin'?

yellowrose10's photo
Wed 06/03/09 03:48 PM
I feel bad that she died...but she did do it to herself. and as stated above...it was out in public where everyone, even kids could see

MahanMahan's photo
Wed 06/03/09 03:57 PM
Geeez, now I feel bad for laughing, even if she DID do it to herself...

I just hope her death won't be in vain in that it would prevent someone else from attempting such an insane act.

Ok, I'm not laughing any more. Any loss of human life is sad, no matter what.

mt2cool's photo
Wed 06/03/09 04:19 PM
theres always a 1st time for everything and thats was one of these brilliant 1st times

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Wed 06/03/09 04:45 PM


...i hear they will soon be coming out with a lighter version in pink ...the jill hammer....laughlaugh :wink:

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Wed 06/03/09 06:44 PM

Thank you for this post.

Sorry, you ain't gonna get any sympathy from me...!

Just goes to show that it's NOT always men who do stupid crap cuz they're horny, like getting their willies stuck in a vaccuum cleaner, or other stupid stuff...

Good to know women do stupid crap too. Of course, this woman was a construction worker, so she was probably a bull-dyke in which case, she was more like a guy than a woman...

Never mind...!

rofl


Ok Manhan, you know I love ya, but you ticked me off on this one. I did construction and carpentry for years along side straight woman that did the same thing, I can absolutely asure you that none, including myself would be considered bull-dykes. We are women that just so happens can do carpentry as well as men can. I was taught by my grandfather who wanted his grand daughter to know what he knew, and my brother wasn't interested, but I was. That didn't make me a bull-dyke.



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