Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 42 | |
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THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS...........
CURRY!!!!! |
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bacon is completely hairless and never leaves the seat up!
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13. Bacon does not snigger behind Gypsys back. Men always do.
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You can put bacon in soup...........men you cannot!!!
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BUT!!!!!!!!
sometimes bacon leaves stains on your shirt ! |
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13. Bacon does not snigger behind Gypsys back. Men always do. |
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BUT!!!!!!!! sometimes bacon leaves stains on your shirt ! |
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Little known bacon facts. 70% of all bacon in the US is consumed during breakfast.
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Bacon always smells good. Men......dont always smell so good!!
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You are probably familiar with the phrase "bring home the bacon." In the twelfth century, a church in the English town of Dunmow promised a side of bacon to any married man who could swear before the congregation and God that he had not quarreled with his wife for a year and a day. A husband who could bring home the bacon was held in high esteem by the community for his forebearance.
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Bacon always smells good. Men......dont always smell so good!! bacon ALWAYS tastes good ..... |
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BaCON never steals the rent money and goes on a drug tangent.
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bacon goes great with toast.......men dont always go good with toast!!
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Bacon doesnt try and do you up the bum. Men, on the overhand..
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Bacon doesnt try and do you up the bum. Men, on the overhand.. |
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bacon won't just disappear on weekends
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Sun 06/07/09 11:17 AM
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I can have bacon morning noon and night. Can a man do that???
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I can have bacon morning noon and night. Can a man do that??? Well some men can..... |
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I have no bacon
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