Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 42 | |
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dear diary......I came home for supper tonight and a guy from across the street came over and told me that the guy next to him went up to one of my cats who wasnt on his lawn but on the next yard over from me and booted him across the yard really hard. Im not sure which one it is. They seem ok.....but MUTHER FUKCER YOU EVER TOUCH MY ANIMAL OR ANOTHER ANIMAL LIKE THAT AGAIN AND IM COMING AFTER YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT TO YOUR HEAD!!!
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throw cat poop at him!
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throw cat poop at him! |
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Set his house on fire!!!
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Set his house on fire!!! |
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Then find out who the dolt is and burn his house down!!!
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Then find out who the dolt is and burn his house down!!! |
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Better yet- don't burn the house down and set HIM on fire!!!
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Better yet- don't burn the house down and set HIM on fire!!! |
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Cut his fingers off with a pair of pruning shears!!!
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Cut his fingers off with a pair of pruning shears!!! |
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or maybe I will just kill him with my KUNG FU!!!
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Dear Diary
I wish they all could be ... Canadian girls |
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Sorry i think i must've OD'd on Coffee today
I need some sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all |
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my heart races as I wait on the phone to ring
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I always joke about kicking kittens and puppies...BUT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT!? HE MUST BE PUNISHED! CUT OFF HIS LEGS!
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Dear Diary I wish they all could be ... Canadian girls |
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my heart races as I wait on the phone to ring |
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I always joke about kicking kittens and puppies...BUT SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT!? HE MUST BE PUNISHED! CUT OFF HIS LEGS! |
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no not yet
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