Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 42 | |
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I cant believe Im taking pictures of my cheese.
10 reasons why bacon is better than men: 1. Bacon tastes good 2. Bacon is crunchy and men arent 3. Bacon listens to you before you bite it 4. You can take bacon anywhere and people love it. 5. Bacon doesnt talk back...its just there waiting for you with the eggs. 6. Bacon goes good with tomatoes. Men do not!! 7. Bacon will always be there for you.......men will not 8. You can eat bacon. Men wont let you!! 9. You always have a great hair raising experience with bacon....men......not so much!! 10. You can sing to your bacon....and it never tells you you are a bad singer!! |
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I just made that up..........now
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bacon is fat, smelly, salty tasting and won't call you back the next day!
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bacon is fat, smelly, salty tasting and won't call you back the next day! |
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bacon are pigs!
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I cant believe Im taking pictures of my cheese. 10 reasons why bacon is better than men: 1. Bacon tastes good 2. Bacon is crunchy and men arent 3. Bacon listens to you before you bite it 4. You can take bacon anywhere and people love it. 5. Bacon doesnt talk back...its just there waiting for you with the eggs. 6. Bacon goes good with tomatoes. Men do not!! 7. Bacon will always be there for you.......men will not 8. You can eat bacon. Men wont let you!! 9. You always have a great hair raising experience with bacon....men......not so much!! 10. You can sing to your bacon....and it never tells you you are a bad singer!! |
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bacon will please you in the morning
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bacon are pigs! |
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bacon will please you in the morning |
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bacon will please you ORALLY again and again and again!
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bacon will please you ORALLY again and again and again! |
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<-----WHAT do you think???? too risque??? make too many men.......
HUNGRY??? |
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bacon will run out eventually!
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bacon will run out eventually! |
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
IRON CHEF IS ON!!! |
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I cant believe Im taking pictures of my cheese. 10 reasons why bacon is better than men: 1. Bacon tastes good 2. Bacon is crunchy and men arent 3. Bacon listens to you before you bite it 4. You can take bacon anywhere and people love it. 5. Bacon doesnt talk back...its just there waiting for you with the eggs. 6. Bacon goes good with tomatoes. Men do not!! 7. Bacon will always be there for you.......men will not 8. You can eat bacon. Men wont let you!! 9. You always have a great hair raising experience with bacon....men......not so much!! 10. You can sing to your bacon....and it never tells you you are a bad singer!! 11. Bacon will mow the lawn, men will not. 12. Bacon sizzles in the frying pan. Men just scream for thier mummy. |
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bacon will always be there for you
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I cant believe Im taking pictures of my cheese. 10 reasons why bacon is better than men: 1. Bacon tastes good 2. Bacon is crunchy and men arent 3. Bacon listens to you before you bite it 4. You can take bacon anywhere and people love it. 5. Bacon doesnt talk back...its just there waiting for you with the eggs. 6. Bacon goes good with tomatoes. Men do not!! 7. Bacon will always be there for you.......men will not 8. You can eat bacon. Men wont let you!! 9. You always have a great hair raising experience with bacon....men......not so much!! 10. You can sing to your bacon....and it never tells you you are a bad singer!! 11. Bacon will mow the lawn, men will not. 12. Bacon sizzles in the frying pan. Men just scream for thier mummy. |
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