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Might not be much a 31yr old can teach people almost twice that age??
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This is all I've got for the moment in the way of advice...
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Some folks think they're never too old to learn. If you keep your eyes, ears, and mind open you may learn something, even from somebody half your age.
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GTF
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BS sign? I don't know wtf that means...not that bright, but a nice guy... Around here that sign means "bull sh!t" lol |
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And yes, this is going somewhere...ask for intelligent advice from a former bad person...be amazed! When screwing around with the local sheriffs wife whats the best way to bullet proof your house? When being chased by the police is it worth the extra ticket to not stop and pay a toll? |
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Ooooohhhh. So right!!
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After you pee..If you shake it more then three times you are playing with it..
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Wooden nickels won't make a clinking sound in yer pocket...
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no matter where you are....there you are
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Edited by
FETTS61
on
Tue 05/26/09 09:02 AM
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dont take any wooden nickels
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Wooden nickels won't make a clinking sound in yer pocket... Good morning Que#1 |
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I got wood when I reach in my pocket
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take anything thats free....even if itas a bucket of sh!t, you can use it for fertilizer
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I got wood when I reach in my pocket Watch out for splinters! |
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I got wood when I reach in my pocket Watch out for splinters! I always make sure my wood is sanded and oiled properly before I take it to the pool game.. It seems to glide better that way and makes the balls go in faster too... |
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servin fiends with loaded magazines
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Always fart downwind.
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A wok does not make a very good Porta-potty...
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A wok does not make a very good Porta-potty... You want da fry wice or white wice with that? |
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