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Do you have any irish in you? would u like some?
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Can I drink your bathwater?
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I wouldnt kick YOU outta bed for eatin cookies.
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Can I drink your bathwater? ROFL. Disturbing, hilarious, and awesome all at the same time |
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There must be something wrong with my eyes becuase I can't take them off of you.
Please help me! My mom says if I don't get a date tonight she is going to put me up for adoption. 
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Can I drink your bathwater? ROFL. Disturbing, hilarious, and awesome all at the same time What was most disturbing, and hilarious, was Ive heard it many times from different individuals. |
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My all time favorite to use to find out about their sense of humor right off the bat...
" Excuse me. Would it bother you if I started stalking you?? " Of course, that was a long time ago when everything a guy said wasn't " creepy ". |
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Man: I'm invisible you know.
Woman: Really? Man: Can you see me? Woman: Yes. Man: How about tomorrow night? |
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Hi, I'm playing pocket pool.It's your shot.
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You had me at ''Get Lost.''
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Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
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I just got over a bad case of herpes,do you want to go out?
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