Hey, Mahan! Where's Uncle Jamal? We need his wisdom with the ladies!

I am serious...and dont call me Shirly.

It's spelled "Shirley".

Uncle Jamal has gone back to the old country to take care of the camel dealership which he still owns back in the village. Apparently the guy he left in charge over there was caught stealing and so he got his arm chopped off, so I guess you could say they were kinda short handed.

He sells one hump and two hump camels, and rents out stretch camels for weddings, funerals and beheadings.

Thank Allah, business has been good, not many weddings, but a buncha beheadings and funerals, which usualy go hand in hand...

He sells Camels, eh? How about Llamas? How Alpacas? How about Chinchillas! Does he have any of THEM in stock? I know of a couple of people who'd be interested in a couple of Llamas, you know?

Mmmm peanut butter

Llamas and Alpacas yes... They are considered imported luxury camels. But you know, they are expensive because he buys them from South America and imports them to the Middle East. Whoever you know who wants to buy a llama is better off buying them direct from Chile or Argentina. (I wouldn't get them from Brazil, they charge a hefty export tax, and besides, Brazilian alpacas spit way too much...)

..with a baseball bat.

Or celery...

Now freestyle...freestyle!!

Hey Mahan! Is this the dude who got his arm cut off at Uncle Jamal's Camel Emporium?

Sadly, I have a peanut doll autographed to me by Jeff Dunham ... I know NERD ALERT...


I've also seen Gallagher live

who is around

Hey, OC! Do any toolin' around in that new Jazzy Power-Wheelchair you just got? :laughter:

yep I been driving down the road

Yeah? Did you paint on any flames on your Jazzy Power-Wheelchair? Or did you just bling out your new ride with some chrome wheels?