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Topic: BOOBY ROBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:06 PM
So I go into the hospital to get alittle cancer surgery, and they give me the "happy go nite-nite" I.V.

The next morning my doctor comes walking into my room and asks me how everything is going. I look him straight in the eye and say...."you know im really pissed off! You think of all the places in the world you wouldnt have to worry about security, would be a hospital!!". He looks at me in horror and says, "What Happened?".
I tell him, "well last night after you guys put me to sleep, someone came in here and stole my right boob!!!. He starts to laugh. Than I tell him, "and if they think that they're gonna get ransom money for it, they definitely lost their mind, cause if im buying any boobs, it wont be my old one, it will be a set just like "Pamela Sue Andersons. YA KNOW?!?!rofl

Other than that,[heehee] im doing o.k. though my friends.

So if anyone is looking for a slightly lopsided rocker chick...give me a holla!flowerforyou

auburngirl's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:10 PM
flowerforyou Wow. Glad you are doing okay!!

Gossipmpm's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:10 PM
laugh
drinker
:heart:





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Wed 05/20/09 06:10 PM
Roberta....so glad you are okay...so glad you are feeling better, and missed you terribly.flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers

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Wed 05/20/09 06:11 PM
flowerforyou in dozens for you!

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Wed 05/20/09 06:11 PM
Whew!! So glad to see your sense of humor wasn't stored in the 'stolen' boob! Happy to hear, considering all, you're doing well! flowerforyou

bastet126's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:12 PM
keepin it real and giving us a laugh too...i have to admire that! to a healthy recovery! drinker flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:12 PM

Whew!! So glad to see your sense of humor wasn't stored in the 'stolen' boob! Happy to hear, considering all, you're doing well! flowerforyou
rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 05/20/09 06:13 PM
Hey Babe! Missed you being around here...glad to see you're back...is it OK for us to make out, yet? smitten

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Wed 05/20/09 06:14 PM
flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou So glad you are doing fine.flowers

chickayoshi's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:17 PM
flowerforyou I didn't know you were in the hospital, but I'm glad you are doing well. flowerforyou

Rockmybobbysocks's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:20 PM
wondered what happened to you.

you sexy survivor you.

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Wed 05/20/09 06:22 PM
laugh laugh laugh


flowerforyou Great to see you back!flowers

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:23 PM

So I go into the hospital to get alittle cancer surgery, and they give me the "happy go nite-nite" I.V.

The next morning my doctor comes walking into my room and asks me how everything is going. I look him straight in the eye and say...."you know im really pissed off! You think of all the places in the world you wouldnt have to worry about security, would be a hospital!!". He looks at me in horror and says, "What Happened?".
I tell him, "well last night after you guys put me to sleep, someone came in here and stole my right boob!!!. He starts to laugh. Than I tell him, "and if they think that they're gonna get ransom money for it, they definitely lost their mind, cause if im buying any boobs, it wont be my old one, it will be a set just like "Pamela Sue Andersons. YA KNOW?!?!rofl

Other than that,[heehee] im doing o.k. though my friends.

So if anyone is looking for a slightly lopsided rocker chick...give me a holla!flowerforyou



Roberta!!! It's GREAT to see you back among us.flowerforyou

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:24 PM
you may be a little lopsided but you're still a hottie in my book.

Winx's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:25 PM
(((((Roberta))))))flowers flowers

We've been wondering about how you are doing.flowerforyou

moonlight_ride62's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:27 PM
I would say I am sorry but pity is not something you deserve...you are a hero...and we have missed you so badly...now do something to shake this place up...

crazysillygirl's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:28 PM
love ya Berta

7z3r05's photo
Wed 05/20/09 06:28 PM
im glad youre up and at'em!

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Wed 05/20/09 06:31 PM
Glad you are doing good.
Now you can make better left turns...laugh

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