Topic: BOOBY ROBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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So I go into the hospital to get alittle cancer surgery, and they give me the "happy go nite-nite" I.V.
The next morning my doctor comes walking into my room and asks me how everything is going. I look him straight in the eye and say...."you know im really pissed off! You think of all the places in the world you wouldnt have to worry about security, would be a hospital!!". He looks at me in horror and says, "What Happened?". I tell him, "well last night after you guys put me to sleep, someone came in here and stole my right boob!!!. He starts to laugh. Than I tell him, "and if they think that they're gonna get ransom money for it, they definitely lost their mind, cause if im buying any boobs, it wont be my old one, it will be a set just like "Pamela Sue Andersons. YA KNOW?!?! Other than that,[heehee] im doing o.k. though my friends. So if anyone is looking for a slightly lopsided rocker chick...give me a holla! |
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Wow. Glad you are doing okay!!
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Roberta....so glad you are okay...so glad you are feeling better, and missed you terribly.
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in dozens for you!
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Whew!! So glad to see your sense of humor wasn't stored in the 'stolen' boob! Happy to hear, considering all, you're doing well!
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keepin it real and giving us a laugh too...i have to admire that! to a healthy recovery!
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Whew!! So glad to see your sense of humor wasn't stored in the 'stolen' boob! Happy to hear, considering all, you're doing well! |
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Hey Babe! Missed you being around here...glad to see you're back...is it OK for us to make out, yet?
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So glad you are doing fine.
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I didn't know you were in the hospital, but I'm glad you are doing well.
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wondered what happened to you.
you sexy survivor you. |
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Great to see you back! |
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So I go into the hospital to get alittle cancer surgery, and they give me the "happy go nite-nite" I.V. The next morning my doctor comes walking into my room and asks me how everything is going. I look him straight in the eye and say...."you know im really pissed off! You think of all the places in the world you wouldnt have to worry about security, would be a hospital!!". He looks at me in horror and says, "What Happened?". I tell him, "well last night after you guys put me to sleep, someone came in here and stole my right boob!!!. He starts to laugh. Than I tell him, "and if they think that they're gonna get ransom money for it, they definitely lost their mind, cause if im buying any boobs, it wont be my old one, it will be a set just like "Pamela Sue Andersons. YA KNOW?!?! Other than that,[heehee] im doing o.k. though my friends. So if anyone is looking for a slightly lopsided rocker chick...give me a holla! Roberta!!! It's GREAT to see you back among us. |
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you may be a little lopsided but you're still a hottie in my book.
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(((((Roberta))))))
We've been wondering about how you are doing. |
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I would say I am sorry but pity is not something you deserve...you are a hero...and we have missed you so badly...now do something to shake this place up...
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love ya Berta
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im glad youre up and at'em!
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Glad you are doing good.
Now you can make better left turns... |
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