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your comin to work today right.........
no........i broke my knee last night..... how did ya do that buddy.... well i was lifting up drywall........... and i went to load it in the truck... put my knee on the bumper.. and the bumper broke...smashed my foot off the ground broke my kneee 
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I ran out of gas
I had a flat tire I didn't have enough money for cab fare My tux didn't come back from the cleaners An old friend came in from out of town Someone stole my car There was an earthquake A terrible flood Locusts IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD. |
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I ran out of gas I had a flat tire I didn't have enough money for cab fare My tux didn't come back from the cleaners An old friend came in from out of town Someone stole my car There was an earthquake A terrible flood Locusts IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD. The Blues Brothers... I love that movie... The second one sucked though.. |
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I ran out of gas I had a flat tire I didn't have enough money for cab fare My tux didn't come back from the cleaners An old friend came in from out of town Someone stole my car There was an earthquake A terrible flood Locusts IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD. The Blues Brothers... I love that movie... The second one sucked though.. except for the battle of the bands scene. where else will you find Eric Clapton and BB King and Jimmy Vaughn and Travis Tritt and Skunk Baxter and Bo Diddley and Isaac Hayes and Doctor John and Lou Rawls and Stevie Winwood all on the same stage |
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Lamest Excuses I've heard:
"How should I know the socks are in the sock drawer? *I* didn't wash them!" "I brought you because I know you don't drink. How else am I gonna get home?" |
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"You were out of town and I was lonely" Damn, I thought that was a good one. |
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EXCUSE you have ever heard? She looked a lot like you. Hell, I was drunk. |
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I reminded my ex during a post breakup argument that SHE was the one that had cheated, not me.
She said...and I quote... " Well you WOULD have ". |
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I ran out of gas I had a flat tire I didn't have enough money for cab fare My tux didn't come back from the cleaners An old friend came in from out of town Someone stole my car There was an earthquake A terrible flood Locusts IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD. The Blues Brothers... I love that movie... The second one sucked though.. except for the battle of the bands scene. where else will you find Eric Clapton and BB King and Jimmy Vaughn and Travis Tritt and Skunk Baxter and Bo Diddley and Isaac Hayes and Doctor John and Lou Rawls and Stevie Winwood all on the same stage Let me refraise that... the music was good.. For sure brother... I grew up on stuff like that even though it was before my time my parents used to listen to that kind of music all the time.. I just didn't like the story line in the second one... The first movie is one of my all time favorites though... I saw Dan Ackroid and John Goodman perform on the harley stage at summerfest in Milwaukee... Allot of good blues tunes... |
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I never lied to you, hell I was telling the truth at least half the time...
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 05/20/09 09:00 PM
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I didnt mean to....
I just tripped and my d!ck fell in her.  
Oh, and.... catching them naked in my bed, and he says.... "theres an explanation...its not what it looks like". 
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I didnt mean to.... I just tripped and my d!ck fell in her.
Oh, and.... catching them naked in my bed, and he says.... "theres an explanation...its not what it looks like".
Ha! The first one- That is a perfectly legitimate excuse you know? *Grin* Now the second one is pretty bad.. I must agree.. 
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Oh lets not forget the alien abduction...
complete with the anal probe. 
I was so pissed when they brought me back! 
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