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Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 7
mle0626's photo
Fri 09/11/09 01:30 AM
Homeless

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 07:48 AM

Can't remember if we've covered this one but....



I a Turtle loses his shell

is he

Naked

or

Homeless ??????????????????


Naked.

If he lost his shell, he'd probably be arrested for indecent exposure by some over zealous rookie cop and would get thrown in jail. So he'd have a place to stay.

earthytaurus76's photo
Fri 09/11/09 08:08 AM
JAG Why is my Moms pit bull dog Bailey so stupid?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 08:21 AM

JAG Why is my Moms pit bull dog Bailey so stupid?


Hmmmm....

Some dogs are just more dense than others. Some breeds, like the Dalmation, aren't known for their high intelligence.

Take a good look at your Mom's dog and check to see if it has any spots...lol

galendgirl's photo
Fri 09/11/09 05:12 PM
Does this test work on people who are stupid too?

What about people who are as mean as pit bulls?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 05:17 PM

Does this test work on people who are stupid too?

What about people who are as mean as pit bulls?


You could go ahead and check the people for spots. At the very least, you'll make them wonder what the hell yer doing...lmao

As for the mean people...just swat them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

galendgirl's photo
Fri 09/11/09 05:28 PM



As for the mean people...just swat them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.


Do they have to have their nose rubbed in anything??? noway

SitkaRains's photo
Fri 09/11/09 05:46 PM




As for the mean people...just swat them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.


Oh Gal.. If they do I want pictures or the chance to watch...LOL

Do they have to have their nose rubbed in anything??? noway

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 05:49 PM
Edited by JustAGuy2112 on Fri 09/11/09 05:49 PM




As for the mean people...just swat them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.


Do they have to have their nose rubbed in anything??? noway


Only if they pee on the floor...lol

galendgirl's photo
Fri 09/11/09 08:02 PM





As for the mean people...just swat them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.


Do they have to have their nose rubbed in anything??? noway


Only if they pee on the floor...lol


OMG...that is so wrong...just so wrong!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 08:14 PM






As for the mean people...just swat them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.


Do they have to have their nose rubbed in anything??? noway


Only if they pee on the floor...lol


OMG...that is so wrong...just so wrong!


Well...you ASKED....lmao

galendgirl's photo
Fri 09/11/09 08:15 PM
How long does it take for a verbal download to complete????

(It's GREAT, but it's making me laugh until my belly hurts!)

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 08:19 PM

How long does it take for a verbal download to complete????

(It's GREAT, but it's making me laugh until my belly hurts!)


You mean a file of someone talking???

Depends on the file format. If it's in mp3 form, it'll depend on how compressed it was. The less compression, the bigger the file.

galendgirl's photo
Fri 09/11/09 08:20 PM


How long does it take for a verbal download to complete????

(It's GREAT, but it's making me laugh until my belly hurts!)


You mean a file of someone talking???

Depends on the file format. If it's in mp3 form, it'll depend on how compressed it was. The less compression, the bigger the file.


"Verizon file" (i.e. my daughter) and she is HILARIOUS! OMG, she's the best entertainment EVER! How did I ever get so lucky to have a kid like this???

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 08:21 PM



How long does it take for a verbal download to complete????

(It's GREAT, but it's making me laugh until my belly hurts!)


You mean a file of someone talking???

Depends on the file format. If it's in mp3 form, it'll depend on how compressed it was. The less compression, the bigger the file.


"Verizon file" (i.e. my daughter) and she is HILARIOUS! OMG, she's the best entertainment EVER! How did I ever get so lucky to have a kid like this???


Cuz good things happen for good people. :-)

galendgirl's photo
Fri 09/11/09 09:08 PM




How long does it take for a verbal download to complete????

(It's GREAT, but it's making me laugh until my belly hurts!)


You mean a file of someone talking???

Depends on the file format. If it's in mp3 form, it'll depend on how compressed it was. The less compression, the bigger the file.


"Verizon file" (i.e. my daughter) and she is HILARIOUS! OMG, she's the best entertainment EVER! How did I ever get so lucky to have a kid like this???


Cuz good things happen for good people. :-)


(I almost wet my pants laughing! Before the call was over, I was a little teary...)
Believe me, I am blessed because NOBODY is THAT good!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 09:42 PM





How long does it take for a verbal download to complete????

(It's GREAT, but it's making me laugh until my belly hurts!)


You mean a file of someone talking???

Depends on the file format. If it's in mp3 form, it'll depend on how compressed it was. The less compression, the bigger the file.


"Verizon file" (i.e. my daughter) and she is HILARIOUS! OMG, she's the best entertainment EVER! How did I ever get so lucky to have a kid like this???


Cuz good things happen for good people. :-)


(I almost wet my pants laughing! Before the call was over, I was a little teary...)
Believe me, I am blessed because NOBODY is THAT good!


You don't have to be THAT good to have good things happen.

Jess642's photo
Fri 09/11/09 09:45 PM
What happens when every single false belief is stripped away, and you discover every behaviour you have adopted over your entire life...was to keep you as far away from your essential self as possible?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/11/09 10:27 PM

What happens when every single false belief is stripped away, and you discover every behaviour you have adopted over your entire life...was to keep you as far away from your essential self as possible?


You simply start over as the person you should have been all along.

galendgirl's photo
Fri 09/11/09 10:40 PM


What happens when every single false belief is stripped away, and you discover every behaviour you have adopted over your entire life...was to keep you as far away from your essential self as possible?


You simply start over as the person you should have been all along.


So how does one find the courage to DO that???

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