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Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 7
galendgirl's photo
Sun 06/28/09 05:39 PM
Hmmm....JAG, do you think this is a good idea? Perhaps I'll just answer in JAG's stead for a while (I mean, how can I compete?)

Thanks for the sweet words, metalwing...
Do you have QUESTIONS for the JAGirl?

metalwing's photo
Sun 06/28/09 05:52 PM
Do blonds have more fun?

galendgirl's photo
Sun 06/28/09 05:55 PM
Although there are no quantitative studies indicating an affirmative answer to this inquiry, the great and powerful JAGirl (sorry JAG...taking liberties here both from previous posts and the Land of Oz) would like to issue a definitive YES!

(Okay, so I'm not as clever as JAG...blonde, right? But he has a torture bear as one of his avitars, so I should get some kudos!)

LOL!laugh

metalwing's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:05 PM
How much fun could a blonde chick have if a blonde chick could have fun?

galendgirl's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:09 PM

How much fun could a blonde chick have if a blonde chick could have fun?


I'd simply refer you to the Calm Chaos "we shave our beavers" graphic at
http://www.cafepress.com/calmchaosonline.100423464
if the old saying didn't really refer to woodchucks.

Haircolor knows no bounds! noway


metalwing's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:11 PM
So are you saying Blonde Woodchucks have more or less fun? Please explain.

galendgirl's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:16 PM

So are you saying Blonde Woodchucks have more or less fun? Please explain.


The Fraternal Society of Woodchucks bylaws prohibit me from disclosing organizational protocol related to appearance or regalia to a brunette human with metal wings.

Avoiding the question is always the right answer. So like the Magic 8-ball, I'll just say...

"Ask again?"

metalwing's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:19 PM
Would you know if I dyed my hair?

galendgirl's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:21 PM
I guess that could be asking one of two different questions:

If I had the chance to run my fingers through it, I might know if it was dyed.

If you dyed it blonde, I might tell all.

Take your pick!

metalwing's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:25 PM
If you dye your hair blonde, do IQ points start to leak out of your ears?

galendgirl's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:27 PM
Edited by galendgirl on Sun 06/28/09 06:37 PM
The idea that blondes are stupid is really a reflection of our efforts to keep wanna-be blondes from invading our intellectual space. "Dumb blondes" usually started out another hair-color & chemistry can NOT fix that!

I guess the full answer is "probably" if you are not a natural blonde and have to resort to dye.

metalwing's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:39 PM
So are you saying the Ariel velocity of a Peregrine falcon need not be adjusted to compensate for the photonic pressure irregularities due to color variation in multi diminsional flight calculations to capture snow traveling woodchucks of the blonde persuasion?

Tootsweet13's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:50 PM

So are you saying the Ariel velocity of a Peregrine falcon need not be adjusted to compensate for the photonic pressure irregularities due to color variation in multi diminsional flight calculations to capture snow traveling woodchucks of the blonde persuasion?


whoa

galendgirl's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:51 PM
Edited by galendgirl on Sun 06/28/09 06:52 PM
You've always had the power...

There's no place like home...

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...


(Just how many of those Shiner Bocks have you are rara consumed???)


PS -I'd change my photo to the good witch avitar, but I'm pretty sure you can figure it out even though you are not blonde!

metalwing's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:52 PM
Ed and I are waiting for "Cowboys and Indians".

Tootsweet13's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:52 PM
Galen, please tell me you are not falling for Joey's shennanigans. He is so full of it! :wink: laugh

galendgirl's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:53 PM

Galen, please tell me you are not falling for Joey's shennanigans. He is so full of it! :wink: laugh


Blonde = smart, right toots? :wink:

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Sun 06/28/09 06:54 PM
Well this is an interesting turn of events.....laugh

Hello my friend!



metalwing's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:55 PM
So what kind of skimpy outfits do blond Indians wear?

Tootsweet13's photo
Sun 06/28/09 06:55 PM


Galen, please tell me you are not falling for Joey's shennanigans. He is so full of it! :wink: laugh


Blonde = smart, right toots? :wink:


Hell to the yes!

Have you ever seen Wicked, Galen? Glenda the Good Witch was sooo funny! She stole the show!

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