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Fear Not!
For just five dollars...that's right just five U.S. dollars you can be officially protected from evil! Take note...protection from multiple forms of evil will required additional payment. http://paranormalrestrainingorders.com/ Paranormal Restraining Orders Keep them away! Since the dawn of time, mankind has sought the means of keeping away supernatural and paranormal entities. Now, for only $5 each, receive a printed document that bars them from approaching or contacting you. ORDER NOW! God Never fear The Lord's wrath again! "In the fire of his jealousy the whole world will be consumed, for he will make a sudden end of all who live in the earth." ...except you. ORDER NOW! Satan Get thee away from me! Accused of hexing your neighbors again? Prohibit Satan from whisking you away for a night of debauchery. Never again be accused of consorting and conspiring with him. ORDER NOW! Aliens Leave your tin hat at home without worry! Are they still tracking you? Get an injunction to remain unprobed and free from their unwanted advances. ORDER NOW! Death Fear not the reaper! Do you want to live forever? Keep Death from stalking you, with a temporary injunction. ORDER NOW! David Letterman Never be hip-mo-tised by David Letterman again! Is he sending subliminal messages to you too? Known for his severe mental cruelty and insincere marriage proposals, finally be released from his mental harassment and hammering. ORDER NOW! Bigfoot No longer fear the woods! Take a hike without harassment. ORDER NOW! Loch Ness Monster Relieve your anxiety while swimming (in fresh-water)! No longer fear that Nessie will approach within 100 yards again. ORDER NOW! Should you get a restraining order? A restraining order can be a powerful tool to help you keep yourself safe from an abusive paranormal entity, however, it is not your only choice and there are limitations to what a restraining order can do. A restraining order is not right for everyone in every situation and it cannot guarantee your safety. Making the decision to apply for a restraining order can be very difficult, but it must be your decision. The following lists may help you decide whether a restraining order against a paranormal entity is the right choice for you. * Reasons to get a restraining order: It may make you feel more confident because you are taking control of the situation * It can encourage authorities to help protect you from the paranormal entity * To establish an official record of the abuse and activity * To allow you to enjoy activities with less threat of harm * Remember, a restraining order cannot guarantee: your personal safety * the paranormal entity won't still be able to intimidate or scare you * the safety and welfare of your family * the paranormal entity will be out of your life * the paranormal entity won't destroy property that may be irreplaceable * the paranormal entity will seek counseling or other means help How do you know that you're in an abusive relationship? It is important to remember that abuse in relationships often starts out fairly mild and then escalates over time. Even if the abuse does not escalate, it is important to remember that no one has the right to abuse you in any way. If you find yourself in a situation where such behaviors are occurring, this may be a warning signal to you that the entity is, or may become, dangerous to you. * Signs that you may be in a relationship with an abusive paranormal entity are: You frequently worry about how they will react to things you say or do * Your family and friends have warned you about them, or told you that they are concerned for your safety or emotional well being * You leave and then return to them repeatedly, against the advice of your friends, family, and loved ones * You have trouble ending the relationship, even though you know inside it's the right thing to do * You may need protection from an abusive paranormal entity if they: Are jealous or possessive toward you (a primary symptom of abusive relationships) * Try to control you, often by being very bossy or demanding * Try to isolate you by demanding you cut off social contacts and friendships * Pressure you sexually, or demand sexual activities you are not comfortable with * Have a history of bad relationships * Are violent and/or lose their temper quickly * Shame, humiliate, or embarrass you, either privately or around family and friends * Claim that you are responsible for their emotional state (a criteria for co-dependency) * Blame you when they mistreat you * Abuse drugs or alcohol Order Now! Only $5 each (+$1 S&H) To receive your Paranormal Restraining Order with your name, simply fill out the information below and submit payment information via Credit Card or Paypal (transactions processed by Paypal). Plaintiff: Defendant: Tell a Friend! Do you know someone who needs a paranormal restraining order? Send an e-mail message to someone who you think would be interested in this site. TELL-A-FRIEND FAQ | TELL-A-FRIEND | CONTACT | TERMS OF USE |
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Lyn you are on a roll today
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Fear Not! For just five dollars...that's right just five U.S. dollars you can be officially protected from evil! Take note...protection from multiple forms of evil will required additional payment. http://paranormalrestrainingorders.com/ Paranormal Restraining Orders Keep them away! Since the dawn of time, mankind has sought the means of keeping away supernatural and paranormal entities. Now, for only $5 each, receive a printed document that bars them from approaching or contacting you. ORDER NOW! God Never fear The Lord's wrath again! "In the fire of his jealousy the whole world will be consumed, for he will make a sudden end of all who live in the earth." ...except you. ORDER NOW! Satan Get thee away from me! Accused of hexing your neighbors again? Prohibit Satan from whisking you away for a night of debauchery. Never again be accused of consorting and conspiring with him. ORDER NOW! Aliens Leave your tin hat at home without worry! Are they still tracking you? Get an injunction to remain unprobed and free from their unwanted advances. ORDER NOW! Death Fear not the reaper! Do you want to live forever? Keep Death from stalking you, with a temporary injunction. ORDER NOW! David Letterman Never be hip-mo-tised by David Letterman again! Is he sending subliminal messages to you too? Known for his severe mental cruelty and insincere marriage proposals, finally be released from his mental harassment and hammering. ORDER NOW! Bigfoot No longer fear the woods! Take a hike without harassment. ORDER NOW! Loch Ness Monster Relieve your anxiety while swimming (in fresh-water)! No longer fear that Nessie will approach within 100 yards again. ORDER NOW! Should you get a restraining order? A restraining order can be a powerful tool to help you keep yourself safe from an abusive paranormal entity, however, it is not your only choice and there are limitations to what a restraining order can do. A restraining order is not right for everyone in every situation and it cannot guarantee your safety. Making the decision to apply for a restraining order can be very difficult, but it must be your decision. The following lists may help you decide whether a restraining order against a paranormal entity is the right choice for you. * Reasons to get a restraining order: It may make you feel more confident because you are taking control of the situation * It can encourage authorities to help protect you from the paranormal entity * To establish an official record of the abuse and activity * To allow you to enjoy activities with less threat of harm * Remember, a restraining order cannot guarantee: your personal safety * the paranormal entity won't still be able to intimidate or scare you * the safety and welfare of your family * the paranormal entity will be out of your life * the paranormal entity won't destroy property that may be irreplaceable * the paranormal entity will seek counseling or other means help How do you know that you're in an abusive relationship? It is important to remember that abuse in relationships often starts out fairly mild and then escalates over time. Even if the abuse does not escalate, it is important to remember that no one has the right to abuse you in any way. If you find yourself in a situation where such behaviors are occurring, this may be a warning signal to you that the entity is, or may become, dangerous to you. * Signs that you may be in a relationship with an abusive paranormal entity are: You frequently worry about how they will react to things you say or do * Your family and friends have warned you about them, or told you that they are concerned for your safety or emotional well being * You leave and then return to them repeatedly, against the advice of your friends, family, and loved ones * You have trouble ending the relationship, even though you know inside it's the right thing to do * You may need protection from an abusive paranormal entity if they: Are jealous or possessive toward you (a primary symptom of abusive relationships) * Try to control you, often by being very bossy or demanding * Try to isolate you by demanding you cut off social contacts and friendships * Pressure you sexually, or demand sexual activities you are not comfortable with * Have a history of bad relationships * Are violent and/or lose their temper quickly * Shame, humiliate, or embarrass you, either privately or around family and friends * Claim that you are responsible for their emotional state (a criteria for co-dependency) * Blame you when they mistreat you * Abuse drugs or alcohol Order Now! Only $5 each (+$1 S&H) To receive your Paranormal Restraining Order with your name, simply fill out the information below and submit payment information via Credit Card or Paypal (transactions processed by Paypal). Plaintiff: Defendant: Tell a Friend! Do you know someone who needs a paranormal restraining order? Send an e-mail message to someone who you think would be interested in this site. TELL-A-FRIEND FAQ | TELL-A-FRIEND | CONTACT | TERMS OF USE  Im going to get one right away
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Send 2 ho;d the mayo and pickles, does it come with a foil hat?
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I'm being haunted by a ghost of a chance
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Gosh franshade thanks...I think!
I am torn...money is tight...not sure if I should order the satan protection or the death protection. |
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Gosh franshade thanks...I think! I am torn...money is tight...not sure if I should order the satan protection or the death protection. LynAnn, wait for the sale - you'll be able to buy one and get one free - but don't tell anyone I told you so 
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Thanks Fran...stretching your money is important in this economy.
Until I can secure the purchase I will just have to hope my luck holds. Hummm maybe I shouldn't say that. Here is a little story about my luck. Three years ago in September I had a very bad week behind the wheel. The first of three accidents or near accidents occurred when the hood latch failed on my car sending the hood crashing through the windshield of my car. I was going 70+ mph on the freeway. Huge scary moment but I was able to safely get off the road, secure the hood and get off the highway. In the next five days I had near misses twice. A woman ran a stop sign and came within inches of hitting me. The third incident involved a woman hitting the car in front of me, losing control and nearly hitting me. So, by the end of the week I confessed to a friend on the phone that I really didn't feel much like taking that morning drive into the city very much. You are tough he assured me...see all those close calls and you are fine. Jokingly I replied, "Yep, what ever Gods that are mad at me it appears I am tougher than they are!" With that we laughed and I got out of bed and headed for my morning shower. The last thing I remember is the image of the digital clock. It blazed 8:40 in bright red l.e.d. lights. Then it happened. My feild of vision went bright white the light so brilliant I have never seen anything like it at the exact same moment I heard and felt a huge roar. Then there was nothing. Nothing that is until my dog Fugley revived me by nudging me, licking my face and barking at me. I awoke to see my house burning around me. I was about ten feet from the last place I recall standing. I had been hit by lightening. The lesson here? Do not mock God or the Gods...she, he or they? Definitely tougher than I am! Come to think of it...I think I will order today... |
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OMGoddess that is SO funny !!
oh and kinda off topic did you make your bodice or buy it and if you bought it where?? |
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That's as bad as the thousands of sites selling you home remedies for JUST 29.00, regularly 49.00. So 5.00 is a bargain if your inclined to be paranoid and well, stupid...
Your story of bad luck appears to be very good luck to me, or it's just that I am still groggy from lack of sleep. |
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