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What do you offer in a relationship? Handcuffs, cheeze whiz and a slinky |
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What do you offer in a relationship? Handcuffs, cheeze whiz and a slinky |
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The real me: Strong, sweet, sexy, weak at times, humor, humor, and...oh yeah.......humor. Culture, good cooking, a messy bedroom 3 out of 7 days ( I'm working on that one ), truth, my .02 cents, and lots of understanding!
Oh and great sex!! |
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i can make killer pancakes
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i can make killer pancakes Will you marry me? |
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way too much... and I really do not want anything in return... really because when people think i need something it turns ugly so I would just like to be the one to offer
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i can make killer pancakes Will you marry me? Floozy. Last week I was your god. |
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i can make killer pancakes Will you marry me? Floozy. Last week I was your god. |
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What do you offer in a relationship? My heart and my love. |
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i dont lie, and i do what i say ima do. love has to be built
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i can make killer pancakes Will you marry me? Floozy. Last week I was your god. I am sorry cutie, but I'd sell my soul for pancakes. |
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i BBQ like a freakin pro
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loyalty, a sence of humor, my whole heart, slaps on the ass and bad spelling lol
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Apparently not enough to keep em faithful.
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Well, as a trained masseur, a former cop, and former bouncer, I offer all over massages at no cost, a safe time out wherever we go, entry into some exclusive joints in downtown Chicago.. (Cops do bounce, and I know a lot of them..)
Oh, and sanitized handcuffs |
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honesty, good heart, loyal, gameless
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Well, as a trained masseur, a former cop, and former bouncer, I offer all over massages at no cost, a safe time out wherever we go, entry into some exclusive joints in downtown Chicago.. (Cops do bounce, and I know a lot of them..) Oh, and sanitized handcuffs Did you say a "safe timeout"? What if I want a naughty timeout? |
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Well, as a trained masseur, a former cop, and former bouncer, I offer all over massages at no cost, a safe time out wherever we go, entry into some exclusive joints in downtown Chicago.. (Cops do bounce, and I know a lot of them..) Oh, and sanitized handcuffs Did you say a "safe timeout"? What if I want a naughty timeout? Smart ass.. I meant a safe time when out on the town. But you knew that. |
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Well, as a trained masseur, a former cop, and former bouncer, I offer all over massages at no cost, a safe time out wherever we go, entry into some exclusive joints in downtown Chicago.. (Cops do bounce, and I know a lot of them..) Oh, and sanitized handcuffs Did you say a "safe timeout"? What if I want a naughty timeout? Smart ass.. I meant a safe time when out on the town. But you knew that. Yes, I did! But I got you!! |
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honesty, good heart, loyal, gameless |
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