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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 39 | |
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 Even your "tree" has fingers.  
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 HEY DAMMIT!!!! Where's youe tree?  
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Why should I prune your tree, when I'd rather shave your ______?
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NOSTRILS???
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 how in the world did she figure that out?
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<------In need of a good toenail clipping too!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh cant you wait to get married someday???
  
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Dear Diary, how many sleeping pills do you need to take to counteract two pots of coffee??
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Dear Diary, how many sleeping pills do you need to take to counteract two pots of coffee?? Bite two toenails and call me in the morning |
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why did you do that/?????
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Dear Diary, how many sleeping pills do you need to take to counteract two pots of coffee?? Bite two toenails and call me in the morning its Not WORKING!! 
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Dear Diary, how many sleeping pills do you need to take to counteract two pots of coffee?? Bite two toenails and call me in the morning
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sun 05/17/09 10:37 PM
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<------In need of a good toenail clipping too!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh cant you wait to get married someday???
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Back scratch anyone????
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<------In need of a good toenail clipping too!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh cant you wait to get married someday???
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A YAH!....gonna need somethin to get my mind off of the torn sheets!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand CUT!
that was good guys, thats a rap. coffee and donuts for the staff. first team gets water and laxatives. |
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first one that gets laxitives makes water?
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Sun 05/17/09 10:42 PM
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Did someone say LAXATIVE???
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 some people think it's funny .....but it's really hot and runny.... |
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PLEASE PASS THE TOILET PAPER!!!
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