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| Topic: Okaaay...but it's YOUR funeral! | |
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my plan is to go out the VIKING WAY!
i plan on being cast out to sea from Long Beach Pier with all the other boats on a log raft, dressed in my finest and shot flaming arrows at. YAY which is a step up from my mother who wants to be paper mached (mummified) dressed like june cleaver and set out in the living room standing with a plate of cookies for the family to come and visit. |
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I want a Viking funeral, where they send me off in a wooden boat and shoot flaming arrows from shore til they light me up. OH EM GEE I  you.
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I'd like to be shot off into deep space.
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have a fire in the middle of a big floor (with me in it) with music blasting, and people jamming. Hopefully the problem with body odor will be solved by then XD
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I going to be cremated and put in an URN for my oldest son to keep. I want to torture him the way he did me
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Saw something on the news today about "Green Funerals"...they plant you without being embalmed, in a biodegradable casket, without a concrete liner...supposed to be about 75% cheaper than a normal funeral... Have you thought about how you wanna be "disposed" of? I would like to be flushed down the toilet, like a fish. I don't care what they do, funerals are actually for the living, so I'd let my family decide what they want to do. |
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