Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 33 | |
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trains seals for the military
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breeds the seals that I train.
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after breeding he has to retrain them not to give everyone raspberries
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personally taught the seals how to kiss.
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thinks the seals are the best kissers he's ever had
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lmao....I love fish breath.
heard the urban legend about the lobster tail and then tried it. |
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invented the legend about the lobster tail out of personal experience
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knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried
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Was paid to lure Hoffa to the donutshop
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likes to sit with his back to the wall in a restaurant
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changes or steals street signs as a hobby
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Likes to order delivery pizza and seduce the delivery guy to giving it to her for free.
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has been watching me order pizza all week
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haha He only knows that because HE was my delivery driver!
But what you all don't know is that TBRich is just sooo incredibly EASY! All I had to do was wink at him once and give him a little smile, and he ended up giving me my order plus 3 other people's orders! Although, he sure left my doorway in a trance;hyptonized by my very presence! |
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Is currently dabbling in animal porno.
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likes to do it under Christmas trees!
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likes to do it WITH christmas trees
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is really and "elf " but ya can't tell from that pic he has on,...
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Was once married to Sasquatch.
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finds it easier to get rid of her lovers with a shotgun, a few cinder blocks, and a deep pond.
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