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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 33 | |
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sully pretends he's a veteran and says, " Pencils for sale, I HAVE NO LEGS((PENSILS FOR SALE!))"
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^^^ Invented Post-It Notes, then squandered the millions on cheese.
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thinks his wings are real but flew too close to the sun
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thinks his wings are real but flew too close to the sun Is in love with Icarus. |
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tt...Pocohantes is his true love
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still test driving for D. Trump!
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is learning to fly ultralites so she won't have to tailgate
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is trying to strike it rich with a "pedals for your wheelchair" attachment.
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bought his glasses from an ad in a comic book but doesn't know they won't give him x-ray vision
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is a recovering alcoholic caused by her failed inflatable dartboard venture.
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his car really only consists of the seating area because a tree jumped out in front of him...twice
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is embarrased to admit that she caused the tree to fall in the road that Jay ran into in the first place.
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thinks a Pacer and a Bug are the same car
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owns a Pacer and a Bug...both with bumperstickers that say "my other car is a broom"
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lol...an old straw broom
thinks he can get rid of me with water...lol |
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lol..on that note...had a sister that was crushed by a flying house.
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painted everything he owns green and dug a moat around his house
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really believes that donkey's can talk.
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milks brown cows for the chocolate milk
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lmao...invested life savings with Madoff.
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