yesterday as i sauntered home, bummed about my day... a couple little kids were playing outside my next door neighbour's house. the little girl said as i passed...

"this boy here says you're pretty and he wants your number"

it was so unexpected i had to laugh. it brightened the day just a tad.

what things have any little kids said to you that gave you pause?

My oldest daughter I told her to stop causing then she came up with a new word Fucaca you say it like this fa ca ca. I almost died but it's not a cuss word. I'm not sure what it is but it's something!

Once A child was telling her favorite Bible story. She told about Christ's death and and burial. She said.....


"so...they buried Him in a tomb. On the third day they rolled around the stone and He came out. If he saw his shadow...we get 6 more weeks of winter!"

One of my kindergarten students was very excited to show me her art work but she had perfume on and it gave me an asthma attack. There I am coughing like crazy, using my inhaler, had to sit down and this other little girl says what's the matter Ms. K did you run out of gas?

I manage a shelter for abused children and I have 10 boys there. One night, the toilet was stopped up so I had to go all over town hunting a drain snake (I think that is what it is called). Anyway, after I got back to the shelter, one of the boys was watching me work and said, "Ms. Myra, here, let me do that. You are too pretty to be plunging the toilet".


It made me almost cry...

I heard that when Dolly Parton had "I Will Always Love You" and "Love is Like a Butterfly" both on the charts that a kid said that she had 2 of the biggesthits in the country.

I called my friend a couple weeks ago and her 9 yr old daughter answered the phone....I am always there so I talked to the little girl for a few minutes then I asked if I could talk to "mommy"

The little sh!t says "yeah she's WILLING to talk to you"

I was laughing so hard I couldn't talk

oh I almost forgot about this one.....kinda embarrassing for me but that the hell I can laugh at it now

My son when he was 6.......now 21, kepting asking for a brother. He didn't like his older sister too m uch then. Now that I think about it he don't like her too much now either

Anyway my daughter tried to explain to him that mommy having a baby was not possible. My ex husband had a birth defect and could not have children sooooo.........instead of just keeping it that mommy could have kids, my son told ALL his friends that I couldn't have babies anymore...had he said it that way it would have been fine but the child said "My mommy has her BOOBS tied and that why she can't have babies"

So many things that have made me laugh over the years with kids... They can really touch your heart....



I learned real quick with my ex's kid to put a diaper under the one I was changing and cover the pee-pee with a wet wipe or you risk pee in the face..



Potty training in itself can be very funny...

When my grandson was born, my granddaughter was about 4 and had never seen a penis. I had started telling her we would change her "foo foo" when we changed her diaper when she was little and to get dressed so people wouldn't see her "foo foo." Later she shortened it to "foo." Anyways, Alex was 1 day old and she was standing on a chair by the bed when her mom changed his diaper and she looked at him with a really puzzled look and asked "why doesn't the baby have a foo?" We started laughing and explained that "girl foo's and boy foo's are different."

My first sentence was telling my sister, "shut up b!tch"

My mom had a really dirty mouth and i learned some of my first words from her.

My mom used to greet her friend like, "what's up y'old slut?" but when I said it once to her when I was three, I get in trouble. Go figure.