Topic: Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 05/03/09 04:13 AM
Here is a little something someone sent me that is undisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'


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plk1966's photo
Sun 05/03/09 04:19 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Gossipmpm's photo
Sun 05/03/09 04:33 AM
Love it!!

uk1971's photo
Sun 05/03/09 02:13 PM

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Sun 05/03/09 02:30 PM
hey i wish i would have learned how to get that 118 %,, but i quess its what you see is what you get laugh drinker

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Mon 05/04/09 02:41 AM
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metalwing's photo
Mon 05/04/09 03:38 AM
Great !!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh