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Topic: Funny insults
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 04/30/09 07:32 PM
Your being makes porta-pottys not seem as vile

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/30/09 07:36 PM
You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/30/09 07:42 PM
Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You look fat in that dress.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/30/09 07:44 PM
You are as much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 04/30/09 07:47 PM
How's that acne and vertical smile workin out for you...can I get you some baby wipes?

psychotic Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 204	Thu 04/30/09 07:47 PM
You are so ugly they hit you with both ends of the ugly stick, then the broke it off in ya!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 04/30/09 07:50 PM
You could scare away a leg humping dog with mirrors in your shoes ya know?

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Thu 04/30/09 07:56 PM
You're as useless as tits on a bull's ass

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 04/30/09 08:00 PM
Got any? I need some quick, funny one-liners. I need them for my best man speech, but you can contribute any even if they wouldnt be suitable for that. Here are a few which im considering using.. - He has got the face of a saint. A Saint Bernard. - Thats what they mean when they use the phrase 'dark and handsome' about him. When its dark, he's handsome. - He loves nature, despite what it did to him - I have seen more life in a down and outs vest You're lucky you don't look like Dan!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 04/30/09 08:00 PM
You know the one thing you have going for you is ..nevermind

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 04/30/09 08:01 PM
Fear...i said FUNNY insults!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 04/30/09 08:02 PM Edited by s1owhand on Thu 04/30/09 08:03 PM
fell out of the ugly/dumb/asshole/jerk/useless etc... tree and hit every branch on the way down...

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 04/30/09 08:05 PM
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 04/30/09 08:07 PM
He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. He is listed in Who's Who as "What’s That?"

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 04/30/09 08:08 PM
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 04/30/09 08:10 PM
If I had a horse, I'd horsewhip YOU. Somebody bring me a horse.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 04/30/09 08:22 PM
I don't care what the catholics say...your Mom SHOULD have swallowed!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 04/30/09 08:28 PM
I don't care what the catholics say...your Mom SHOULD have swallowed! No offense to the catholics!....I am straight..I was just joking around with those fruits...(that was a catholic joke..not a gay joke!...I didn't mean to offend the fags)

psychotic Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 204	Sat 05/16/09 09:21 PM
Your so ugly... Viagra uses you for an antidote!!!!

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/16/09 09:57 PM
You're so ugly, even the tide won't take you out.