Topic: Blind For A Day... | |
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My aunt was blind but she kept trying to deny it for some reason, and you really do have to have complete trust in people, you have no choice. But one time my cousin Brian held a Playboy mag up to her face and said "Look at this cool race car!" My aunt, still in the denial stage, said "Wow! That's nice!" My cousin was an arse.
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P2...I would neeeeeeever lead you into the ladies restroom...I would take you to a nice, clean, private...glass phone booth... In my best Elvis voice....Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. |
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If Elvis was blind...do you think he STILL would've died on the crapper?
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Could YOU handle it? Would you trust your friends & loved ones to "lead you in the right direction"? I was in a car crash and went through the windshield (I wear seatbelts now) I had a bandage around my head for 3 days, my friends were brutal and led me into the womans bathroom at a bar. But my family was great. You were in a car crash, and went through a windscreen, had your head bandaged, and you still went to the bar?! Thats rock and roll! |
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Could YOU handle it? Would you trust your friends & loved ones to "lead you in the right direction"? I was in a car crash and went through the windshield (I wear seatbelts now) I had a bandage around my head for 3 days, my friends were brutal and led me into the womans bathroom at a bar. But my family was great. You were in a car crash, and went through a windscreen, had your head bandaged, and you still went to the bar?! Thats rock and roll! I had a broken neck and my face looked like it does today (sorry to scare ya) but I was alive and I needed a few dozen drinks. I was dancing..."the Frankenstein" |
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AND a broken neck?! You are sh1tting me!
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AND a broken neck?! You are sh1tting me! No, he ain't bro. |
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AND a broken neck?! You are sh1tting me! No, he ain't bro. Poor Mike has been blown up, beaten up, hung up wet & put out to dry...be he still takes a "lickin' & keeps on tickin"...! |
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