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i would sleep all day and listen to the radio. maybe make a game out of it... see if i can walk to the corner store and buy some beer without the use of my eyes. then find out what its like to be drunk and blind. then i would do stuff only blind people can get away with, like stealing and murder. See here, I was thinking blind men can get away with groping strange women.... see, thats what i was going for, but if you really are blind, how could you tell a man from a woman? or worse, a 20-year-old from a 12-year-old. 
or an overweight wendy's employee from a hot girl... with a boyfriend!!! then you get to find out what it is like to get your ass kicked when you are blind. I just had an idea: braille driver's licenses. Now blind people don't have to go around raping 12 year olds. excuse me, i am blind, would you please present to me your braille driving license? i was thinking about groping you. |
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Blind would be great! Suddenly there would be no ugly people! Your sense of beauty is defined by 1 out of your 5 senses? |
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i would sleep all day and listen to the radio. maybe make a game out of it... see if i can walk to the corner store and buy some beer without the use of my eyes. then find out what its like to be drunk and blind. then i would do stuff only blind people can get away with, like stealing and murder. See here, I was thinking blind men can get away with groping strange women.... see, thats what i was going for, but if you really are blind, how could you tell a man from a woman? or worse, a 20-year-old from a 12-year-old.
or an overweight wendy's employee from a hot girl... with a boyfriend!!! then you get to find out what it is like to get your ass kicked when you are blind. I just had an idea: braille driver's licenses. Now blind people don't have to go around raping 12 year olds. excuse me, i am blind, would you please present to me your braille driving license? i was thinking about groping you. Yes. I anticipate this idea taking off quite nicely... |
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Blind would be great! Suddenly there would be no ugly people! Your sense of beauty is defined by 1 out of your 5 senses? Sometimes.....like when I got a scurvvy bar skank hitting on me....or standing in line behind a three hundred pounder whose sweats are stretched like a leotard..... You can't expect me to believe that you guys think that EVERYONE is physically beautiful. |
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Blind would be great! Suddenly there would be no ugly people! Krupa, you're a beast! But I do think it would be interesting to see how couples would pair up if most of us were blind...eeeeenteresting! |
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Blind would be great! Suddenly there would be no ugly people! Dude, ain't you ever heard of a paper bag...flag over face....or eyelids? Where you from?  Its like that wink there...only use both eyes.
I'm a visually oriented guy and I like em beautiful. |
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Could YOU handle it? Would you trust your friends & loved ones to "lead you in the right direction"? 
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i sense a reality television pilot brewing...
blind rapists... you know you want it. |
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Blind would be great! Suddenly there would be no ugly people! Your sense of beauty is defined by 1 out of your 5 senses? Sometimes.....like when I got a scurvvy bar skank hitting on me....or standing in line behind a three hundred pounder whose sweats are stretched like a leotard..... You can't expect me to believe that you guys think that EVERYONE is physically beautiful. I think women are hot based upon how they move and speak. I've seen some heavier girls that really made it work, just like I've seen supermodel types look goofy and manish when interacting socially. |
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i sense a reality television pilot brewing... blind rapists... you know you want it. Blind Rapist Survivor Island - last one left gets a lifetime supply of prom tickets. |
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i sense a reality television pilot brewing... blind rapists... you know you want it. Blind Rapist Survivor Island - last one left gets a lifetime supply of prom tickets. blind rapist survivor island idol!!! - sme as above, except you have to sing and be berated by idiots. |
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Edited by
FreeToB
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Thu 04/30/09 10:51 AM
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Could YOU handle it? Would you trust your friends & loved ones to "lead you in the right direction"?
My friends would surely take me swimming, and laugh if I was paddling in the wrong direction...but quiely so as not to give away the boats position. I got some hard core mean friends! 
My family might call out to me...if they didn't realize that I've already changed my will...and left it all to my (visually)beautiful ex and her kids. 
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I feel the same way, Free...my friends would dress me in funky, mis-matched clothes...try to feed me peas
 ...& tell me that mayo was my face cream (DOUBLE)
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A little nervous
But could handle it My friends would constantly be there to guide me! |
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I feel the same way, Free...my friends would dress me in funky, mis-matched clothes...try to feed me peas ...& tell me that mayo was my face cream (DOUBLE)
Mayo? That aint mayo!!!! 
Nah, actually I have some friends that would go into anything with me, no questions. The REAL ones have. |
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"Mayo" is code...
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"Mayo" is code...
Wel, I thought that but you made the double sick face! Thats just not right. |
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Only if I could do the coke or pepsi blind taste test!! Oh that's easy. Pepsi is way too sweet and Coke burns much more going down. |
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Could YOU handle it? Would you trust your friends & loved ones to "lead you in the right direction"?
I was in a car crash and went through the windshield (I wear seatbelts now) I had a bandage around my head for 3 days, my friends were brutal and led me into the womans bathroom at a bar. But my family was great. |
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P2...I would neeeeeeever lead you into the ladies restroom...I would take you to a nice, clean, private...glass phone booth...
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