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Topic: Is That The Most Unheard Of
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Tue 04/28/09 07:25 PM
...thing you've ever heard of? and other absurd questions...... I like: Are you lying? How much do you tip a cow? What's the sound of one ass cheek farting? Been asked anything rediculous lately? (ASIDE from just now )

Christinacospgs Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 6376	Tue 04/28/09 07:28 PM
The science teacher on our team is beginning the sex ed unit - always interesting. Anyway, he got asked today if a guy can take a whiz while having an erection. I wish he wouldn't say those things when I've just taken a drink - got water all over my keyboard!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Tue 04/28/09 07:37 PM
The science teacher on our team is beginning the sex ed unit - always interesting. Anyway, he got asked today if a guy can take a whiz while having an erection. I wish he wouldn't say those things when I've just taken a drink - got water all over my keyboard! I love the scene in Ferris Bueller when the teacher asks, "Who was the first person to suggest the theory of asexual reproduction?" Bueller: Your wife?

Christinacospgs Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 6376	Tue 04/28/09 07:38 PM
The science teacher on our team is beginning the sex ed unit - always interesting. Anyway, he got asked today if a guy can take a whiz while having an erection. I wish he wouldn't say those things when I've just taken a drink - got water all over my keyboard! I love the scene in Ferris Bueller when the teacher asks, "Who was the first person to suggest the theory of asexual reproduction?" Bueller: Your wife? I used to have most of that movie memorized.

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Tue 04/28/09 07:38 PM
why are there interstate highways in hawaii?

Christinacospgs Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 6376	Tue 04/28/09 07:40 PM
why are there interstate highways in hawaii?

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 04/28/09 07:40 PM
When you tell someone you went to Joe's funeral today and they go "did he die?????"

Christinacospgs Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 6376	Tue 04/28/09 07:46 PM
When my 7th graders ask me "Can I go to the bathroom?" and I respond "I don't know, can you?"

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Tue 04/28/09 07:57 PM
The most ridiculous question to me is "What do you mean?" when what you said was pretty darn clear. My usual response is .."Did I stutter?"

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 04/28/09 08:00 PM
When someone starts a sentence with, "Okay, you want me to be perfectly honest?" I say "Noooo I'd love you to lie to my face"

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Tue 04/28/09 08:01 PM
"Teacher..can I go take a piss?" "No little Johnny, the correct term is urinate. If you can use the word urinate I will excuse you to the restroom." "Can you do that little Johnny?" Uran8, but if you had bigger hooters you'd be a 10. NOW can I piss?"

JeffC36 Joined Sat 04/25/09 Posts: 261	Tue 04/28/09 08:14 PM
Excuse me is this the back of the line?..... No, we're all standing in line backwards Ahole! -Andrew dice Clay

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