Canadian idiot??? But of course!!!

OMG! i just heard it looked up the lyrics and laughed my ass off!

im calling it a night ....
tc, hun

gnite chevy................ya im riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight behind ya!!!

post the lyrics here romeo|!!!

Canadian Idiot

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure, they've got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike

Dear diary, it was a long day today. I got caught between a rock and a hard place. And I lost my cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqsF8vbR_Q

Ohhhhhhhhhhh tell the diary everything!!!

In essence diary, I got stuck attempting to clean up someone elses mess that they lazily left for me. I had to get permission by 4 individuals to clean up said mess. I went through a buttload of red tape and labor to clean up said mess. Just to be in the process of cleaning up the mess and have a clueless token fatass minority get in my face and start yelling at me and telling me my job. I quietly threw everything down, tarped my trailer and as f*ck nuts finally got a clue to what was going on- billed fat f*ck for a thousand dollars for his mistake of being stupid. As he's apologizing away I just said "Talk to the hand. F*ck you".

dEAR DIARY.............

Dear diary, I refuse to get yelled at for doing my job correctly. Hope fatass likes ramen noodles next week when he gets no paycheck.

Dang! how big was that mess?

Dear diary......biker hates when anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyone yells at him. I believe its because he is a virgo and he used to have red hair!!!

<-------is afraid of the red headed cats!!!

I can guarantee fatass will never ever get in my face like that again. You yell at a man for doing his job because you're clueless and just like to push people around and it costs you a grand- you change that attitude pretty quick. No more greasy chicken for fatass. Maybe his 6 chins will become 5.

Dear Diary;

SOMEONE SAY CATS!?

Anyway, has anyone heard of a supplement called melatonin? I hear it helps you get to sleep and is natural. But I don't want to become addicted to it

Dear diary.............dontcha just love workkkkkkkkkkkking???? Dontcha wish you could just dooooooooooooo NOTHING???? AND GET PAID FOR IT????