Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 36 | |
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Dear Diary; SOMEONE SAY CATS!? Anyway, has anyone heard of a supplement called melatonin? I hear it helps you get to sleep and is natural. But I don't want to become addicted to it ![]() |
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Ty Nurse Gypsy! I'm always hesitant to take new meds or vitamins in case it has really bad side effects. I was getting addicted to nyquil a few weeks ago, and almost had to drink half a bottle just to get sleepy.
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I think that was the first time I called my boss and said "I aint no niggaaazz biotch". This was of course while he's ringing them on the watts line and billing them a grand. Poop rolled downhill quick. Toxic waste. Eat it baby. I have to follow so many rules and regs I can recite them by memory. It was cool to look back at fatass and see the bewildered look on his face that said "Whoops- I screwed that up". I'm easy to get along with. I know my job. 17 years baby. Don't get in my face and yell at me when I'm doing my job and I won't take your paycheck.
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That will be $478932798239237823478923 please!!!
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That will be $478932798239237823478923 please!!! ![]() How about a free kitten? ![]() In related news, the cats have gotten smarter; This morning when the staff went to start cleaning cages/putting dogs in yards/etc, they found 15 cats running loose in the building. Thank God they found them all (they all came from one of the cat rooms). A few hours later on the of the staff noticed that a certain cat was jumping on the door lever. Least to say they put a large object in front of the door to keep it from swinging open again ![]() |
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Dear diary........when I was in highschool my friends used to say that I walked like I had "Saturday night fever" in my step.
![]() Now.......I think my friends would say I have "**** you in my step" ![]() |
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Oh, its happened before. As I said I'm a nice guy. But you yell at me for doing my job correctly and its gonna cost you. I guarantee fatasses boss screamed at him to stay away from the longhaired guy after I left. The poop is still rolling downhill. Might even be fatasses poop!
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Dear diary.........I wish i had the baaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllz to tell people to **** off at work.
Well.......I kinda did. And little miss religion wont be bothering me anymore!!!! ![]() |
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So I took a quick nap to bring my blood pressure down. Took my meds, and I'm on my way to chicago. Its raining. And I'm ok.
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A cop just raced past me. Had to be doing at least 140. No lights or siren. Donut run.
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Dear diary.......I have perfect blood pressure. Except when I was pregnant. I almost died.
My sister on the other hand.........has it bad. She always looks unhealthy and puffy.......it worries me. |
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A cop just raced past me. Had to be doing at least 140. No lights or siren. Donut run. |
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So I'm looking foreward to the weekend already. Turn off the phone, fire up the motorcycle, and just take off.
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Take off eh!!!!
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Dear diary.......I think I just may take off randomly this weekend too!!!
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I might take ON the weekend
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Dear diary......please tell dan to get out of my tampon aisle!!!!
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Its not my fault the razors are down the same aisle!
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Smell ya later!
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