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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 36
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Tue 04/28/09 09:59 PM


stop making me laugh it hurt's !
me have been sick all day .....sick
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
i have all damn day ! my poor bung hole is so sore ....it hurts to set down !

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Tue 04/28/09 09:59 PM

is it cheating if you put peanut butter on it and let the dog lick it off ???????huh huh
Yes!!!!noway laugh

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Tue 04/28/09 10:00 PM



stop making me laugh it hurt's !
me have been sick all day .....sick
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
i have all damn day ! my poor bung hole is so sore ....it hurts to set down !
You have the swine flu!!!surprised

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Tue 04/28/09 10:00 PM

ooh I'll get the doggie shoes and sweater ...sunglasses an a bonnet an designer jeans with apple K's on it bigsmile


dog ignores pig ear for a change starts chawing doggy shoes and clothes. drools excessively and with voluminous mucous...

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Tue 04/28/09 10:02 PM
<-------NAILS THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!pitchfork

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 04/28/09 10:03 PM




stop making me laugh it hurt's !
me have been sick all day .....sick
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
i have all damn day ! my poor bung hole is so sore ....it hurts to set down !
You have the swine flu!!!surprised
surprised surprised surprised

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Tue 04/28/09 10:04 PM
<-------gets on white horse...........in white pants..........while having a HAPPY PERIOD!!!explode running through a field of daisies and then does an acrobatic fete from the parallel bars!!!noway laugh :banana:

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Tue 04/28/09 10:05 PM





stop making me laugh it hurt's !
me have been sick all day .....sick
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
i have all damn day ! my poor bung hole is so sore ....it hurts to set down !
You have the swine flu!!!surprised
surprised surprised surprised
PLEASE pass the barrier cream!!!:banana:

purplecat's photo
Tue 04/28/09 10:05 PM
<<--- sits and gourges on bon bon's

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Tue 04/28/09 10:08 PM
<-------sprays herself liberally with perfume.........bigsmile

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Tue 04/28/09 10:13 PM
Dear diary.........I also killed a mouse I found at the lake once........

I guess he didnt like to eat just grass???frown noway

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Tue 04/28/09 10:14 PM
At least I didnt kill a Knute!!!!noway

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Tue 04/28/09 10:14 PM
dear diary, why is gypsy in my erotic dreams again.?laugh laugh :wink:














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Tue 04/28/09 10:15 PM
My friend did that!!!slaphead


BEWARE OF THE KNUTE KILLERS!!!!scared shocked rofl

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Tue 04/28/09 10:15 PM

dear diary, why is gypsy in my erotic dreams again.?laugh laugh :wink:














Was I really good???devil laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 04/28/09 10:17 PM
(Now it's time for our wrap up:banana:
Let's give it everything we've got
Ready? Begin)

Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
Casually create catastrophes, casualties
Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing
Detonate a dime of dank daily doin dough
Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low
Eatin other editors with each and every energetic
Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette
Furious fat fabulous fantastic
Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics
Gift got great global goods gone glorious
Gettin godly in his game with the goriest
Hit em high, hella height, historical
Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy
Imitators idolize, I intimidate
In a instant, I'll rise in a irate state
Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin joints
Justly, it's just me, writin my journals
Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on
Karate kick type brits in my kingdom
Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is
Learned lame louses just lose to my livery
My mind makes marvelous moves, masses
Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered
Niggas nap knowin I'm nice naturally
Knack, never lack, make noise nationally
Operation, opposition, off, not optional
Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals
Perfected poem, powerful punchlines
Pummelling petty powder puffs in my prime
Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quannum
Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh
Really raw raps, risin up rapidly
Riding the rushing radioactivity
Super scientifical sound search sought
Silencing super fire saps that are soft
Tales ten times talented, too tough
Take that, challengers, get a tune up
Universal, unique untouched
Unadulterated, the raw uncut
Verb vice lord victorious valid
Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished
? well would a wise wordsmith just
Weaving up words weeded up, I'm a workshift
Xerox, my X-ray-diation holes extra large
X-height letters, and xylophone tones
Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws
Yesterday's lawn yards sell our (yawn?)
Zig zag zombies, zoomin to the zenith
Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEA-LOTS!....

(good....can you say it faster?)

surprised

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Tue 04/28/09 10:20 PM
damn, it's hard finding parts for a lifted chevy !noway

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 04/28/09 10:24 PM
ok, kids can you say monster truck ?????
lollaugh

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Tue 04/28/09 10:25 PM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Tue 04/28/09 10:26 PM
<------Name that bike!!!noway: laugh laugh :banana:

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Tue 04/28/09 10:26 PM
<------I rode that today!!!noway laugh laugh :banana:

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