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scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 04/26/09 05:37 PM
Oh man! Sheena Easton wants to sing.......

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Sun 04/26/09 05:58 PM
Well, let the girl dance ... she has been in her wheelchair all day ... She might even limber over to the bandstand and attempt a drum solo ...

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Sun 04/26/09 06:03 PM
I could just cry ... The Fonz let me wear his jacket if I promised not to tell that you~know ~who loves Joanie ... Charles is in charge of that one ...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 04/26/09 06:03 PM
Well, let the girl dance ... she has been in her wheelchair all day ... She might even limber over to the bandstand and attempt a drum solo ... Oh God....she wants ta' sing "My Baby Takes the Morning Train..."

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Sun 04/26/09 06:05 PM
Not to worry ... Larry Hagman slipped a rufie in her Shirley Temple ... He's sure to find his thrill on Blueberry Hill ...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 04/26/09 06:11 PM
E.T just fell off his bar stool!!!!!

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Sun 04/26/09 06:15 PM
God ... we better phone home and make sure the space bicycle is on its way ... he better get to the ER for stitches STAT ... The green slime is poolin' ...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Mon 04/27/09 03:32 PM
God ... we better phone home and make sure the space bicycle is on its way ... he better get to the ER for stitches STAT ... The green slime is poolin' ... Yea....what he build that phone with anyway? An Etch- A_Sketch and Reese's Pieces or somethin'?

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 04/27/09 03:36 PM
Jose Feliciano is really makin' a mess in the corner w/ all those matches ... Keeps hummin' and mutterin' somethin' 'bout lighting a fire ... Don't think he has a clue that was the matchbox that fell in the sink ...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Mon 04/27/09 03:51 PM
Jose Feliciano is really makin' a mess in the corner w/ all those matches ... Keeps hummin' and mutterin' somethin' 'bout lighting a fire ... Don't think he has a clue that was the matchbox that fell in the sink ... Naw....we played a trick on him....gave him a box of toothpicks instead.....

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 04/27/09 03:54 PM
Scorp Boss Hogg just drove in from Hazzard and closed down the place!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 11:32 AM
Scorp Boss Hogg just drove in from Hazzard and closed down the place! Negative...Mr T. just kicked his ass!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 01:17 PM
Oh Man....Mel Gibson is babbling about the Jews again. Somebody get him outta' here before I kick his ass!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Tue 04/28/09 01:27 PM
Well, let the girl dance ... she has been in her wheelchair all day ... She might even limber over to the bandstand and attempt a drum solo ... Oh God....she wants ta' sing "My Baby Takes the Morning Train..." Just as long as she doesn't sing "Sugar Walls"

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 01:32 PM
Well, let the girl dance ... she has been in her wheelchair all day ... She might even limber over to the bandstand and attempt a drum solo ... Oh God....she wants ta' sing "My Baby Takes the Morning Train..." Just as long as she doesn't sing "Sugar Walls" Oh God....I almost forgot about that horrid song....

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Tue 04/28/09 01:38 PM
Should I lock the doors? The cast of Knot's Landing is crossing the parking lot.....

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 02:15 PM
Should I lock the doors? The cast of Knot's Landing is crossing the parking lot..... No way....they tip well!!!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Tue 04/28/09 03:17 PM
Sorry I disappeared.......Eva Gabor was telling me she likes pigs....REALLY likes pigs. .....poor Arnold...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 03:19 PM
Sorry I disappeared.......Eva Gabor was telling me she likes pigs....REALLY likes pigs. .....poor Arnold... Well....if she Really likes pigs then she needs to be directed to my "Welcome to my talk show" thread. She'll see....