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Glen Campbell just slinked in here..........I think he's already drunk....... He & Jim Stafford were out back smokin' Wildwood Weed... |
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.,..and Nick Nolte just came in with a fresh batch of GHB!!!!
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I think I was lied to about Frankie Avalon, 'cause here comes Annette Funicello carrying a jar of JIF peanut butter...... |
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...yea...Larry Hagman just smeared some on his chest...
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...Dude...is that Roger Rabbit?
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I think it is, and, oddly enough, Charlene Tilton is with him.... |
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(ya'll have no idea how hard I'm laughin' right now,,,,)
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Guess what? I'm doin' "The Hustle"...
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Guess what? I'm doin' "The Hustle"... Not that I wanted to see it, but I got distracted 'cause I just spotted The Captain and Tennille having a drink with Neil Sedaka |
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Guess what? I'm doin' "The Hustle"... Not that I wanted to see it, but I got distracted 'cause I just spotted The Captain and Tennille having a drink with Neil Sedaka
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Guess what? I'm doin' "The Hustle"... Not that I wanted to see it, but I got distracted 'cause I just spotted The Captain and Tennille having a drink with Neil Sedaka
I think I'm gonna ralph, 'cause while you were telling me that, I just saw David Cassidy walk in humming, "I Think I Love You" - and you know he'll try to get on stage later...... |
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I'm sitting at a bar between E.T. , Billy Squire and Lionel Ritchie.... 
Poor ET .. what'd he ever do to you?  eh?
(Besides phone home on YOUR dime  Talk about LOOOOONG distance  )
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Lookie ~lookie ... I brought Burt Bacharach and Richard Carpenter ...
They wanna stay extra ... Close to Me ... they're feelin' a bit ... crusty ...
We're rollin' in a couple ~)~ baby grands, now ... Make way ... jammin' will loosen them right up ... 
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I knew it was gonna happen sooner or later.........Steve Lawrence, Eydie Gorme and Andy Williams are here - I didn't even see them 'til Andy Williams started whistling, "Let It Snow"......... |
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I knew it was gonna happen sooner or later.........Steve Lawrence, Eydie Gorme and Andy Williams are here - I didn't even see them 'til Andy Williams started whistling, "Let It Snow"......... |
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Too many divas on one piano bench ...
I'm just assumin' my position up top ... as head chanteusse ...
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....O.K. Adam Rich has to go NOW! What a ****! He just tried to pick pocket me.....the bastard....
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Well ... here comes Adam West in the Bat mobile ...
Escort to the cave, yeah ...
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Kato Kaelin keeps eyeing my tuna sammich. And he ain't gettin' any, either.
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I wish the original Charlie's Angels would show up...........and I don't care how old they are now, either.......
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