Topic: Washed Up Celebrity Cafe...
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Fri 04/24/09 03:31 PM

Yea he came in with Max Headroom and YaHoo Serious....


That explains it - I was distracted 'cause Max Headroom was trying to bum some mousse off of ME, of all people.........


Well, Anson Williams and Donny Most just walked in..........yeah, that's right - Potsie Weber and Ralph Malph.......

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Fri 04/24/09 03:32 PM


Yea he came in with Max Headroom and YaHoo Serious....


That explains it - I was distracted 'cause Max Headroom was trying to bum some mousse off of ME, of all people.........


Well, Anson Williams and Donny Most just walked in..........yeah, that's right - Potsie Weber and Ralph Malph.......
Nice one....oh...and he's with Pinky Tuscadero!!!!!

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Fri 04/24/09 03:34 PM
Get ready to slap your leg twice, snap your finger and point, 'cause Suzi Quattro (Leather Tuscadero) is here, too......

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Fri 04/24/09 03:34 PM
Abe Vigoda just walked in with Max Gail, Ron Glass and Hal Linden.

Barney Miller part deaux?

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Fri 04/24/09 03:36 PM
And DAMN, the whole crew from the Love Boat just sailed in too. Lauren's all coked up, as usual.

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Fri 04/24/09 03:38 PM

Jimmie Walker is here, too........Will someone tell this guy he's a little too old for the "J.J." schtick now?

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Fri 04/24/09 03:51 PM
Ugh! Jerry Mathers just hit on me...do I really look that desperate?

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Fri 04/24/09 03:54 PM

Ugh! Jerry Mathers just hit on me...do I really look that desperate?


Don't blame yourself for that........it's like they say, "Leave It To Beaver".........



I just found out Tony Orlando will be performing after John Davidson's unwanted encore......sick

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Fri 04/24/09 03:56 PM
Sweet....and here comes Gary Glitter!!!!

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Fri 04/24/09 04:04 PM
Tammy Faye Baker wanted to borrow some make-up from me in the bathroom...but I said "Hell no!" so she started cryin'...

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Fri 04/24/09 04:04 PM
...Boy George just threw up on my shoe!!! Yuck!!!!:tongue:

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Fri 04/24/09 04:07 PM


Please tell me that's NOT Frankie Avalon over there..........noway

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Fri 04/24/09 04:10 PM



Please tell me that's NOT Frankie Avalon over there..........noway
Nah...man. That's Joyce DeWitt from Threes Company....

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Fri 04/24/09 04:11 PM
But Makenzie Phillips IS puking in the corner...

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Fri 04/24/09 04:12 PM

But Makenzie Phillips IS puking in the corner...
That's cuz' she scored some bad smack from Leif Garrett!!!laugh laugh :tongue:

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Fri 04/24/09 04:13 PM


Why is Fabian kissing up to John Davidson?..........Don't tell me he's going up on stage a second time.........

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Fri 04/24/09 04:16 PM



Why is Fabian kissing up to John Davidson?..........Don't tell me he's going up on stage a second time.........
...oh God....say it isn't so...Oh God...here comes Pete Rose!!!!:tongue:

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Fri 04/24/09 04:18 PM




Why is Fabian kissing up to John Davidson?..........Don't tell me he's going up on stage a second time.........
...oh God....say it isn't so...Oh God...here comes Pete Rose!!!!:tongue:
He's peddling autographed baseballs. What a tool!

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Fri 04/24/09 04:18 PM


Glen Campbell just slinked in here..........I think he's already drunk.......

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Fri 04/24/09 04:19 PM



Glen Campbell just slinked in here..........I think he's already drunk.......
Oh man...ya' know he's already drunk. He came in with Mike Love from the Beach Boys....