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| Yea he came in with Max Headroom and YaHoo Serious.... That explains it - I was distracted 'cause Max Headroom was trying to bum some mousse off of ME, of all people......... Well, Anson Williams and Donny Most just walked in..........yeah, that's right - Potsie Weber and Ralph Malph....... | |
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| Yea he came in with Max Headroom and YaHoo Serious.... That explains it - I was distracted 'cause Max Headroom was trying to bum some mousse off of ME, of all people......... Well, Anson Williams and Donny Most just walked in..........yeah, that's right - Potsie Weber and Ralph Malph....... | |
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      Get ready to slap your leg twice, snap your finger and point, 'cause Suzi Quattro (Leather Tuscadero) is here, too......
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      Abe Vigoda just walked in with Max Gail, Ron Glass and Hal Linden. 
 Barney Miller part deaux? | |
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      And DAMN, the whole crew from the Love Boat just sailed in too. Lauren's all coked up, as usual.
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| Jimmie Walker is here, too........Will someone tell this guy he's a little too old for the "J.J." schtick now? | |
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      Ugh! Jerry Mathers just hit on me...do I really look that desperate?
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| Ugh! Jerry Mathers just hit on me...do I really look that desperate? Don't blame yourself for that........it's like they say, "Leave It To Beaver"......... I just found out Tony Orlando will be performing after John Davidson's unwanted encore......   | |
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      Sweet....and here comes Gary Glitter!!!!
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      Tammy Faye Baker wanted to borrow some make-up from me in the bathroom...but I said "Hell no!" so she started cryin'...
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      ...Boy George just threw up on my shoe!!!   Yuck!!!!   | |
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| Please tell me that's NOT Frankie Avalon over there..........   | |
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| Please tell me that's NOT Frankie Avalon over there..........   | |
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      But Makenzie Phillips IS puking in the corner...
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| But Makenzie Phillips IS puking in the corner...       | |
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| Why is Fabian kissing up to John Davidson?..........Don't tell me he's going up on stage a second time......... | |
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| Why is Fabian kissing up to John Davidson?..........Don't tell me he's going up on stage a second time.........   | |
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| Why is Fabian kissing up to John Davidson?..........Don't tell me he's going up on stage a second time.........   | |
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| Glen Campbell just slinked in here..........I think he's already drunk....... | |
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| Glen Campbell just slinked in here..........I think he's already drunk....... | |
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