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Just so everyone is aware, I'm only kidding, the only reason I started this thread was because I noticed a lot of the female users tend to use "I Want A Man To Take My Breath Away" as their headline, as well as several other variants. I apologize if my sense of humor has offended and/or mystified anyone. Nope we had fun with it.. But now I have a new headline.. Thanks!!!  
I was thinking that 2
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So, how about I just rent your lungs out? That should inhibit your ability to breathe, permanently. methinks you should consider modelling 
you are very aesthetically appealing
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So, how about I just rent your lungs out? That should inhibit your ability to breathe, permanently. methinks you should consider modelling
you are very aesthetically appealing
Ha so I'm not the only one who thinks that. Ain't he fiiine?? |
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 well that is to funny. i need a breath.
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if a girl needs her breath taken away, i hear she should mix bleach and ammonia.
of course there's always a dutch oven. 
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if a girl needs her breath taken away, i hear she should mix bleach and ammonia. of course there's always a dutch oven.
. . . Whats a dutch oven?? |
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if a girl needs her breath taken away, i hear she should mix bleach and ammonia. of course there's always a dutch oven.
. . . Whats a dutch oven?? it's when you're in bed together and you pass gas and then force your lovers head under the covers. . . . |
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 Gross!!!
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Gross!!!
it should take their breath away. . . . |
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OP are you looking for a vertical or horizontal companion?
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Gross!!!
it should take their breath away. . . . Clever thinking.
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OP are you looking for a vertical or horizontal companion? Lilith it doesn't matter, he is just gorgeous. 
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Hmmmm... I thought that was a fetish....?
Perhaps they are looking for a partner who is into that? 
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Gentlemen, This is the kind of stuff that takes our breath away. (Grammy taught me how to do this. It is so much fun!! Thanks Grammy!! Now, how do we get the words to go ONTO the picture?) |
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Heck, I just want them to make my heart race and my toes curl.
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Give them all your credit cards
That should do it |
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So, how about I just rent your lungs out? That should inhibit your ability to breathe, permanently. methinks you should consider modelling
you are very aesthetically appealing
Thank you. |
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Edited by
JasmineInglewood
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Thu 04/23/09 10:40 PM
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So, how about I just rent your lungs out? That should inhibit your ability to breathe, permanently. methinks you should consider modelling
you are very aesthetically appealing
Ha so I'm not the only one who thinks that. Ain't he fiiine?? that he is. he should forget about the macabre lung rental nonsense...his picture alone took my breath away...
edit* - btw, to above, you're most welcome
(gaaaaaa he spoke to me!!! )
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So, how about I just rent your lungs out? That should inhibit your ability to breathe, permanently. methinks you should consider modelling
you are very aesthetically appealing
Ha so I'm not the only one who thinks that. Ain't he fiiine?? that he is. he should forget about the macabre lung rental nonsense...his picture alone took my breath away...
edit* - btw, to above, you're most welcome
(gaaaaaa he spoke to me!!! )
Yes, I was merely responding to your post. |
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Women wanting their breath taken away by a man. Then they get mad when you use chloroform and a rag to do it and they wake up tied up in your van naked. Jee whiz. I wish they'd make up their minds.
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