Aquarius
smartass/I think im funny though nobody elts agrees

Caution Hazard Ahead

Gemini!






That 'bout sums it up.

Cancer/Moonchild. I asked my sister and her husband why, when I invite
guys over for dinner, they fall asleep after they eat. Her husband said
I make guys feel too much at home. Nice quiet house, good food, comfy
sofa, DISH satellite, and little handholding and smooching, and they are
out like lights! Guess I should pick a fight with them to keep them
conscious, lol. MJ

aquarius
smart ass,eccentric,quirky,loud,smart

Taurus-
Stubborn, a bit materialistic, and artistic. Loves beauty.

Aquarius -
The light side:
Friendly and humanitarian - True
Honest and loyal - True
Original and inventive - True
Independent and intellectual - 1/2 true, only so independent.
The dark side:
Intractable and contrary - True
Perverse and unpredictable - I'd go with neurotic, but perverse works.
Unemotional and detached - Totally untrue. Not me at all.

Aries & I wear it well.

LEO... Hardheaded and Talented

Slippery When Wet

are you a woman??

What's slippery and wet?

Libra..balance...harmony and justice!!!!!


Just don't tip my scales!!!!!!!!!!

Pisces. Don't know in which direction I'm going, caring emotional,
artistic, and..............



















































A pain in the ass

Scorpio on the cusp....strong, passionate, tenacious...

Beware

VIRGO:

Your sign of Virgo is of an earthy nature and is representative of the
sixth sign of the zodiac. You belong to a group of people known for
their perfectionist and highly analytical minds. In a way, Virgos are
misunderstood and this attention to detail and striving for excellence
has in many circles given you a rather unusual reputation for being
extremely critical. The fact is that you aspire to doing things
properly, methodically through the work and service that you perform.

As you are ruled by the intellectual planet Mercury, you bring a clear
and decisive viewpoint to any matter at hand. Others who may not be so
precise in the way they execute their own duty find it hard dealing with
you. In your own mind there’s no point in doing anything half-heartedly.
Your critical eye, therefore, must express itself if you see anything
less than acceptable.

Some people think you’re shy and unassuming but this is because your
caution is simply your way of observing people and situations before
jumping to conclusions. You certainly do have keen intelligence and a
capacity for learning but prefer to make your decisions based on sound
judgments and sufficient facts. When you do express your criticisms it
is more than likely because you’ve analysed and summed up a situation
quite correctly before doing so. While some people might find this an
annoying habit, others will never hesitate to involve you in their work,
social scene or even personal projects, as your expertise is highly
valued. You make a wonderful impression with your skilful insights and
broad-based knowledge. In other words you are a most interesting person
to associate with.

Your keen eye may sometimes be turned back on yourself and
self-criticism could become a very personal challenge for you. No matter
what you do or achieve, it will never seem quite good enough for you.
Others may praise you and encourage you for the good work and the
excellence of your service, but you don’t really believe it, do you,
Virgo? This may be expressed as fastidiousness and a constant
distraction about cleanliness, hygiene and tidiness, although there are
some Virgos who swing to the completely opposite direction and are
sloppy and untidy. This is rare, however.

This preoccupation with outer cleanliness, order and method may be a
compulsion, a distraction from deeper issues and opportunities that life
offers. There is a vast difference between compulsive obsession
behaviour and generally keeping things tidy. You must try to discipline
your already evolved mind to understand the difference and relax more.

If you can overcome your tendency to high-strung nervous tension, an
overly critical and precision-based interaction with others, you will
enjoy your life so much more, Virgo. Allow yourself to imbibe the
youthful, childlike and innocent qualities of your ruling planet
Mercury, which is referred to as “a youngster” in Hindi mythology. This
return to your innate innocence is the true symbolic expression of Virgo
the Virgin. That purity and childlike innocence is what your true nature
is really all about.

} Libra {
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL

Virgo......yeah.......what Alada just said.

Just not in so many words.

LEO

Generous and warmhearted
Creative and enthusiastic
Broad-minded and expansive
Faithful and loving