Topic: Very Sad News
WildCard467's photo
Fri 04/17/09 04:34 AM
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for 20 even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and needs a lift.

Complete_Me_Honey's photo
Fri 04/17/09 04:50 AM
smitten I LOVE this!!!biggrin I immediately sent it to my friends and family!! Thank You!!!!waving

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Fri 04/17/09 04:51 AM
:banana: rofl :banana: :thumbsup:

shoesmonkey's photo
Fri 04/17/09 04:51 AM
That was realy cute. You gave me my first smile for thhappy e day.

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Fri 04/17/09 05:41 AM
:banana: :banana: :banana:

moonlight_ride62's photo
Fri 04/17/09 05:44 AM
tears he will be missed

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Fri 04/17/09 06:19 AM
NOW MAKE ONE UP FOR THE TIDY BOWL MAN........

120557's photo
Fri 04/17/09 06:57 AM

NOW MAKE ONE UP FOR THE TIDY BOWL MAN........


Don't forget Mr. Clean.

WildCard467's photo
Fri 04/17/09 07:19 AM
I would...if I was the one who made it. But I wasn't. I just liked it and thought I'd share it as the thing requested.