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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 35
chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 04/20/09 12:21 PM
damn......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/20/09 12:24 PM
But when he drinks he turns into that sloppy kling on buddy that hangs on you, repeats himself over and over, and calls your phone to babble. Frakun da bloobla gerandche munch munch gurble de gook!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/20/09 12:31 PM
I just yell "WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU SAY?!!!" over and over to everything he says till he says "Ummmm badche co necktion call chew back".

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/20/09 12:33 PM
Dear diary, I wish I wouldn't have ate that halbernero pepper last night in my chili. Oooooooofff!!! My ass!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/20/09 12:35 PM
I am....crappy crapola. The commode is your freind. Gypsy I'm burning for you!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/20/09 12:39 PM
I made shell noodles with a garlic cream cheese sauce for lunch. I hope my sphincter will forgive me someday. Pppppppfffffttttt!!! Bet my neighbor heard that!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/20/09 12:42 PM
Gypsy sent me pics of her cheesy rice cakes. She sees wholesome new food. I see constipation briquettes. Crap a diamond.

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Mon 04/20/09 12:54 PM
Ladies, post pics in puritan pilgrim dresses, don't dare show any skin There a prudes on here YES!!!!!!! we must get some Amish attire and make sure our ankles are not showing !! actually went to the amish market here, great food, and even some hotties

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 04/20/09 12:57 PM
Sybil says......Gypsy says "Dear diary.......HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TONGUE TODAY???? "

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 04/20/09 12:59 PM
stay tuned I'm gonna do some "appropriate" pics for Gypsy and I

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Mon 04/20/09 02:16 PM
WHEW Biker .. you da man BUT you stink dude ... hoooochi-mamma... No time to hang on ... life beckons SO ???... off I ski-daddle Later peeps

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/20/09 04:37 PM
Purple, that is one of the funniest pictures you've done. I bow to you. I can't stop laughing. I emailed gypsy about it. Oh man- let's go puritan on their butts.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 04/20/09 07:11 PM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 04/20/09 07:12 PM
Sybil says .......Gypsy says "dEAR DIARY.........OMG WERE AMISH!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OK NOW i HAVE TO PEE MY PANTS!!!!"

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 04/20/09 07:12 PM
Purple, that is one of the funniest pictures you've done. I bow to you. I can't stop laughing. I emailed gypsy about it. Oh man- let's go puritan on their butts. oh the things I can do with a little time and a few photos

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 04/20/09 07:21 PM
Sybil says ....Gypsy says "dear diary......I dont know why but I cant stop singing that song "My girl wants to potty all the time potty all the time potty alllllllllll the tiiiiiiiiiiiime" by eddie murphy!!"

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 04/20/09 07:23 PM
Holy crap on a cracker, batman!

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Mon 04/20/09 07:24 PM
Dear Diary, My front lawn is empty....I feel so lonely....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Mon 04/20/09 07:24 PM
Sybil says .......Gypsy says "dEAR DIARY.........OMG WERE AMISH!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OK NOW i HAVE TO PEE MY PANTS!!!!" Driving through the prarie today I saw a farmer with his hand up a horses butt.. I thought to myself, "It must suck to be an Amish mechanic!"

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Mon 04/20/09 07:25 PM
Sybil says .......Gypsy says "dEAR DIARY.........OMG WERE AMISH!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OK NOW i HAVE TO PEE MY PANTS!!!!" Driving through the prarie today I saw a farmer with his hand up a horses butt.. I thought to myself, "It must suck to be an Amish mechanic!" Doesn't that also double as a plumber?