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can of whoop~@$$.. where is the factory that makes this?
hot water heater.. why heat hot water? beating around the bush.. violence is not the solution, & what does that mean anyway? last but certainly not least for this post.. Snakes on a Plane |
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or wne people say uber. uber?
sounds a lot like goober. and goobers arent cool unless you are in a movie theatre. then they are ok. but sour patch kids are better. |
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-Well don't that just beat the mousey band?
-That is now water under the bridge
-Her boobies looked like 2 racoons in a gunny sack fighting to get out. 
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-Her boobies looked like 2 racoons in a gunny sack fighting to get out.
... are you for real? did someone actually say that? |
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or wne people say uber. uber? sounds a lot like goober. and goobers arent cool unless you are in a movie theatre. then they are ok. but sour patch kids are better. Uber, where the hell did that word come from, I have never heard of that until recently. |
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-Her boobies looked like 2 racoons in a gunny sack fighting to get out.
... are you for real? did someone actually say that? Word! 
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or wne people say uber. uber? sounds a lot like goober. and goobers arent cool unless you are in a movie theatre. then they are ok. but sour patch kids are better. I hate that. Most people don't even know what über means. It's almost as bad as when people mix foreign words in their sentences, in an effort to pretend they know the language. |
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Yea thats water under the bridge. I heard that one.And after I won in court. Told him thats water under the bridge. He didn't like it very much. Quess it depends which bridge.
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or wne people say uber. uber? sounds a lot like goober. and goobers arent cool unless you are in a movie theatre. then they are ok. but sour patch kids are better. I hate that. Most people don't even know what über means. It's almost as bad as when people mix foreign words in their sentences, in an effort to pretend they know the language. i dont even knpow what it means. im guessing its german. |
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-Her boobies looked like 2 racoons in a gunny sack fighting to get out.
... are you for real? did someone actually say that? Word!
wasn`t that the scene in Devil`s Rejects.. when they`re talking about the chick singer on the mechanical bull (the night before) wearing a tube top ... The other chick mentioned "jitties tiggling" |
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tig ol bitties
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or wne people say uber. uber? sounds a lot like goober. and goobers arent cool unless you are in a movie theatre. then they are ok. but sour patch kids are better. I hate that. Most people don't even know what über means. It's almost as bad as when people mix foreign words in their sentences, in an effort to pretend they know the language. i dont even knpow what it means. im guessing its german. i`m not suggesting you can slurr off just any word with an accent but l`orange might be french for orange & uber is german for super .. not $h!ttin` ya .. like uber fantastic = it`s really fantastic |
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or wne people say uber. uber? sounds a lot like goober. and goobers arent cool unless you are in a movie theatre. then they are ok. but sour patch kids are better. I hate that. Most people don't even know what über means. It's almost as bad as when people mix foreign words in their sentences, in an effort to pretend they know the language. i dont even knpow what it means. im guessing its german. Yep, it's German. It translates to "over." The way a lot of people use it is basically correct, it just sounds really weird. Like über-cool, which is like better than cool. |
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or wne people say uber. uber? sounds a lot like goober. and goobers arent cool unless you are in a movie theatre. then they are ok. but sour patch kids are better. I hate that. Most people don't even know what über means. It's almost as bad as when people mix foreign words in their sentences, in an effort to pretend they know the language. i dont even knpow what it means. im guessing its german. Yep, it's German. It translates to "over." The way a lot of people use it is basically correct, it just sounds really weird. Like über-cool, which is like better than cool. hipsters in my area say it all the time. and me no likey hipsters. the decemberists arent good, and neither is deathcab. |
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What would you add to powdered water?
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What would you add to powdered water? a little hydrogen. |
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If the shoe fits?
Well of course my shoes fit 
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What would you add to powdered water? open the vacuum seal & let it mix with air.. speaking of air airplanes.. thanks for specifying "air" plane.. there`s a jackplane in the toolshed, next to the rabbitplane I thought you were talking about. Then I thought about all those sub~terrainplanes, scubaplanes, landplanes & waterplanes, & spaceplanes out on the market. |
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anyone mention tuna~fish?
I like tuna~birds better they sing so nice.. & tuna~bugs are really cute.. Oprah had that tuna~dude on her show last week ... he was wierd .. Yes it`s a fish, but nobody says hand me that apple~fruit or hammer~tool or bowl~dish or fork~utensil.. |
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"The glass is half full." Yes, that was so mystical-sounding and revealing back in 1793, but it's long since passed into Trite And Meaningless Cliche Land.
I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard someone start a sentence with "I wish I had a nickel for every time...." |
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